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Pasta Profanities

40 replies

doolallylass · 31/10/2013 15:07

Need a MN sanity check. XH just brought kids back from short trip to Milan. He'd allowed DS (13) to buy me a pack of penis shaped pasta as a gift. ABIU to think that's flippin' odd/inappropriate and he and his DW should have said no?

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TwitTwooShoe · 31/10/2013 18:45

I wouldn't be comfortable personally but for a 13yo, it'd be the best laugh ever and nothing serious. I wouldn't have bought them, but hey ho. Love the sauce idea!

xCupidStuntx · 31/10/2013 18:56

Ah it's only a body part, I don't see the big deal at all!

scarevola · 31/10/2013 19:01

Oh dear! I meant adults!

(This keyboard has had a mind of its own since the last upgrade. Both amusing and tiresome. My apologies for introducing random spatulas to the thread).

David is of course Michelangelo's David. Not only are 3-D fridge magnets available of just certain parts, but you can also get the willy printed on underpants, or full torso on an apron. Less choice of merchandise with female bodies (pleasant change) but there are Botticelli Venus aprons. Which would have been considerably worse for OP, as she'd have been expected to both keep it and wear it.

jammiedonut · 31/10/2013 19:51

Erm I gave my nan a box for Xmas last year. She thought it was hilarious.

WilsonFrickett · 31/10/2013 21:42

I thought David was an autocorrect of Dad!

ivykaty44 · 31/10/2013 21:46

rise above it and don't bite

marriedinwhiteisback · 31/10/2013 21:48

I think it's funny and Mnet thinks I'm a prude .

Mim78 · 31/10/2013 22:25

I can understand him finding that funny at 13.

YouTheCat · 31/10/2013 22:29

From your title I thought this was to do with spelling rude words with alphabeti spaghetti.

babybarrister · 31/10/2013 22:30

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phantomnamechanger · 31/10/2013 22:34

I thought this was gonna be about tuna pasta bakes with crushed crisps on top!

YouTheCat · 31/10/2013 22:40

I can't be trusted with alphabeti spaghetti. I spell 'feck' and 'arse'. I couldn't spell 'fuck' because I didn't have any 'u's.

OP just eat the pasta. Or get him to make a nice collage out of it and stick it on the fridge.

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doolallylass · 31/10/2013 23:23

Thanks all. Had a good chuckle at all this have chilled. Don't think I could eat them now, with or without cheese sauce but can regift back with the butt plug. Maybe I could make a gift basket with edible knickers, nipple clamps, one of those Santa willy warmers. He's got them this Xmas day and his family are coming!

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YouTheCat · 31/10/2013 23:42

Good plan.

Ham69 · 31/10/2013 23:43

Marvellous idea! Perhaps you could encourage DS to buy his dad and dad's wife 'his and hers' novelty thongs

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