aibu to disown the cat

[meddie]

Finally getting double glazing done. Have saved for ages. Survey guy turns up to take measurements and hes pretty good looking.
While hes upstairs I am in the kitchen making a brew and as I walk back into the living room , just as he is coming down the stairs I am hit by a wave of the foulest cat shit smell ever.
Whats worse is I cant see anything in the litter tray. I am mortified, guy just made some lame excuse and left without his tea. I still havent found were the kitten hss dropped his bomb. I swear to god I have never smelled anything so bad its invaded the whole house . Kitten is sitting on the rug looking pleased with himself
I am dying with shame

My old cat revolting little bastard god rest his soul, seemed think it was hilarious to shit in my bed UNDER THE COVERS. I don't think he liked me much.

Marlena always a good idea to have a litter tray per cat plus one extra if you've got a fussy one.

One of my cats shat ON MY PILLOW WHILE I WAS LYING ON IT once. When I was very pregnant and in bed with a bastard of a migraine. And I didnt realise for quite a while, I wondered what the smell was when I woke up briefly but I just thought one of them had recently done a crap (lived in a flat, had a litter tray just outside bedroom door) and decided to leave it til morning. Woke up again, smell still as strong, decide to investigate... there it was. Dirty furry bastard. Thankfully it wasnt a whole shit, just a skid, but still.

All your cats sounds like horrors. The worst my three have done is vomit in DP's work shoes.

Cat shit? thats nothing I put my bare foot on a cold dead Frog that one of the little bastards bought in and left on the dining room floor.

Try a decent wormer (drontal?) and a change of diet for your cat. My cat's "leavings" don't stink or run as they're on good quality dried food. Doesn't work out too expensive if you buy it online.

I have 4 and they all use cat flap and garden but the problem is the one who is a hunter.

We've had 4 mice brought in over 3 days but he hides them. It's surprising how quickly even in Scotland at the end of October a dead mouse starts to smell.

My cat has only pooed twice outside his box. Once when I was coming back from a short holiday and his tray was very dirty. I think he got the urge as I was cleaning it. Another, more recently, shortly before he developed urinary problems: urethra blockage that could have killed him.

This meant he couldn't control flow, couldn't do it in the tray and leaked all over the floor.

Otherwise he has accidentally got locked in bedrooms for the day and did nothing.

The only other two times he peed out of place were as a kitten on evil exH, who was being evil with him. Ah!

Oh there was this time he pooed in his carrier on the way to the vet. Not sure he was too full, scared or just passes out on the cat relaxer pheromone.

My former roommate's cat pissed on me. Twice. While I was petting him.

We're still friends (the roommate, not the cat).

My cat is a darling and never does anything naughty. -preens-

YANBU.
I have four of the horrid shites lovely felines.
One of them pissed in the corner behind the door yesterday, whilst looking at me.
She's bloody lucky I didn't make her into cat pie.

Its bad enough that that do these things in the first place - the thing that really pisses me off is the smug look they give you while they are doing it! Furry bastards...(but I wouldn't be without them).

I have 3. 2 of them sleep in my room with 2 other animals so i never know which was is farting!!
1 does shit in house sometimes but it may be die to fear from other local cats or the other 2.

My cat doesn't do a smug look. He just looks with the biggest eyes ever.