To snort with laughter at 'Which pants are you wetting now?'

[Beeyump]

I should have probably namechanged for this. Ah well!

Anyway, I got the text mentioned in the subject line from my boyfriend a few minutes ago as part of a sort of 'sexy exchange'. And I know what he means, I know! Am I being immature to double up with horrible giggles? Why are sex texts so cringey...and what should I reply?

It's a bit too early in the week and day for this sort of talk for me.

Well done you for being able to boast about such sexy things

I didn't mean to boast! But it's never too early.

That's cracked me up actually OP

(and it's never too early or too late for a saucy text IMO )

That's meant to be sexy??!!!

That's very funny!

Aw, he's trying!

Very trying

From the title i guessed it was a parent asking a toilet training toddler!

I thought it was to do with getting over excitied wearing judgy pants.

Actually could be a useful putdown on other threads

I have just noticed that I'm wearing really rubbish pants

I cant remember what pants I am wearing, do I have to check?

gives a new meaning to NSFW.

It is a good putdown, I think.

Aw, won't he use the word 'knickers' instead?

At least he didn't say 'panties'.

Yes, beastofburden, you must check

I've just realised I forgot to put pants on today.

Sexting is rarely actually sexy.

I never know what pants I'm wearing but it tends to be big granny pants with ripped elastic and no not from getting ripped off in the heat of the moment so would have to lie anyway!

reminds me of a classic Bad Mother moment.

A friend's 4 year old DD sat in the front row of assembly, legs crossed nicely.
The Head took her aside afterwards and said, "X, you don't have any knickers on today".
"Oh", says X, in a clear loud voice, "Mummy and I were much too busy to bother with knickers this morning".

Haha! And Ralph that would probably be quite an exciting prospect for him.

HA HA HA HA - I asked my 2 year old that yesterday as we were toilet training - HA HA HA

Firstly, it's never too early!

Secondly, you're right to have laughed...it's really not a sexy sentence!

beast a friend's dd? Come on, it was you really wasn't it

Oh God, and I haven't even had me dinner yet! Yuk OP.

Scary, no, for once this wasn't me- could easily have been though!