I'm so angry with dh. Help me think of a suitable punishment.

[CbeebiesIsMyLife]

I'm 10+5 weeks pregnant, shattered and all I want to do is sleep! Dd1 has her 3rd birthday party next week and I have loads to do for it and I ran out of nappies for dd2 (20 months)

I had a hairdresser come round at 11am this morning and a boule service man due between 1 and 5 pm. The girls always nap for a good couple of hours and this is my time to sleep too. Today they went down for a nap at 1pm and I stayed awake waiting or boiler man.

Time ticked on and now I'm struggling to keep my eyes open and no sign of boiler man. I've text dh many times today, both chatty and asking of confirmation re boiler man time. Finally manage to get hold of him just now after ringing him several times since 4pm and he says

'Oh yea, I forgot to tell you. He rang at 9am to say he was sick and re arranged for tomorrow'

Besides the fact I'm no fucking here tomorrow and he knows it, he had many many opportunities to tell me he wasn't fucking coming.

AIBU to be beyond angry with him? Other than ltb (Which is an option with all these gp hormones raging) what's a suitable punishment? Castration?

I too was very impressed with the appointment for a boule service man (and house call at that!)

The cats rations typo I making me laugh a lot!

I'm actually really not posh, proven by the fact I have no idea what a boule is! I think I'm going to have to google... Is it safe to google!

Oh! Is there a [stupid] smilee? Is now a good time to point out dh speaks perfect French and apparantly I'm quite goo at it too?

What's wrong with boiling mushrooms? Much better for you and very tasty if you do it in a bit of stock

I honestly thought cat rations meant that the OP should give DP's dinner to the cat. Made sense in my head

I like boiled mushrooms. I'm lucky if my DH boils the kettle!

I just got some strange looks at work after laughing out loud to "cats rations"

Lovely end to the tale though. I love Schloer.