To think that when the aliens come and attack us

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That we should send in not the army, not even Spider Man, Batman, Superman or even the wonderful Doctor Who...BUT...hoards of young children armed with toothpaste?

This seems to be the most hideous combination of anything that could possibly be and how the fuckery it gets into and onto places that it does is a mystery. I hate it more than glitter, yet have to go through the trauma of dealing with it twice a day.

Shall we add sand to this too? It's a natural resource with abundant supply. We could spray them with water then chuck sand mixed with glitter at them? At least the glitter will make everything look kind of pretty too. Then they are taken a back with this we could swamp them with toothpaste weetabix and once they are refrained up to their necks release the head-butting babies to finish them off!

I'd like to add Metanium please! It's a wonder cream for the bum but don't ever let a toddler or child get hold of the tube. It stains clothes and things for life.