To hate these expressions

[AlexaChelsea]

How's you?

Good eats

NO

I can almost smell the rage hormones on this thread.

No worries though guys

YA All B U anyway as it should be "May I have?"

I quite like "Can I get?" though and "I'm good, thanks." Also "no worries."

Also "me time" is conveniently descriptive.

I don't like "Hun" though.

My worst is "team" when it has no reference to sport. As in "phone a member of our team for information". No, it should be "staff". Please.

Peeps.

HATE IT!!!

People who write 'nom nom nom' to describe nice food.
Adding .com to things like bored.com, it doesn't make sense, why?

When someone is asked "how are you" and they reply "yes I'm good" or "yes I'm fine thanks". What's the "yes" for. The word doesn't apply to the question. The answer should be "I'm fine thanks". Just leave out the "yes".

and why oh why is everyone on a 'journey' ? Did they all remember to pack sandwiches for the 'journey' ?. E.g X Factor to voted out loser 'let's have a look at your journey' I always expect to see a number 9 bus appear...makes me very cross.com

Along with the journey comes the "rollercoaster of emotions"

Cohort - I first heard Toady Young use it in its now most common usage, in relation to year groups in his free school. I just see Russell Crowe (Unleash hell!) x480 when hear it, not a group of spotty teenagers.

My GP receptionist says 'I have made an appointment for your good self'

Annoying.

Can I get is standard usage in Scotland. Always has been.
So there.
Personally I hate How's you
I'm good
Pre-warned
and the way my Scottish colleagues pronounce December as Dizember.......aaaargh!

Someone's already posted 'hashtag' no doubt. Who puts that in sentence, for pete's sake! And when did it become hash? The sign is a crosshatch. Ruddy Twitter.

Oh the 'sorry to keep you waiting' thing bugs the hell out of me. I always say 'why? it's not your fault you have customers' (not in a belligerent way of course, cos I am nice)

It obviously shows the training is shite (not the staff) because they should be told to thank their customers for waiting.

I hate it when people say 'I turned around and said to him/her .....' Did you actually turn around? Really? Or did you just say something like normal people do?

"I'm good" - hate that - if you are well, I am pleased to hear it; I'll form my own opinion on whether you are good or not!

Ha AngryBeaver, I was just about to say the same thing. Stay away from New Zealand ... the language is pretty much made up from every expression listed here. Awesome!Or as my 13 year old now says (constantly) "Awesomeness"

Being 'out of one's comfort zone'.

I hate 'getting on board' with reference to understanding or going along with something.. Oh and th whole hash tag thing on fb!

'I am hitting it out of the park' WTF is that all about?

"Very" unique. I mean it is either unique or it isnt. Even educated people say this, usually when trying to sell you something. I think the word they are looking for is "unusual" by the way. I think this deserves a thread of its own.

Journey! Yes and Rollercoaster of Emotions!

"On the same page" or "singing from the same hymn sheet" - stabby
"Synergy savings". Yeah, right, redundancies in other words -say what you mean, not bollocks
"Time I wasn't here" yup, too right, let me show you to the door