to not know where I have gone wrong with my children. I am a miserable failure..........

[AtYourCervix]

Daughter no1 has decided to be completely normal after all and managed to get caught by the police drinking cider in the park.

Daughter no2 has just admitted to not wearing a bra to church.

I'm just going to drink a lot of red wine and accept my shortcomings.

Oh Cervix why did she get caught ? Have you taught her nothing? Are you so incompetent? You need to teach her some basic evasive actions, demure responses, and how to Lie Through Ones Teeth To The Nice Officer On Demand Duh!

What was she caught for if not drinking?

At least she's not drinking cider in the bus shelter like I did

Bloody hell RhondaJean no wonder there was a fight!

I think it was the lecture wot did it worra.