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AIBU for wondering about Miley Cyrus's tongue?

48 replies

oldgrandmama · 13/10/2013 11:43

I know, in the great scheme of things, not important ... but anyone else think that not only does her tongue look like a large lump of raw veal but also, from its texture and colour, it appears she is, ahem, somewhat constipated?

Just curious ... [OK, I need to get out more and NOT glance at the Daily Wail's 'sidebar of shame' ]

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zatyaballerina · 13/10/2013 17:55

She looks ridiculous with it hanging out like a panting dog all the time, I feel a bit sorry for her if she genuinely has nobody, family or friend, to tell her how cringe worthy her behaviour is. She's not Madonna or Lady Gaga, just a deranged, fame obsessed wannabe who has no idea how to be sexy or edgy but tries so hard...

TheCrackFox · 13/10/2013 18:11

I thought she maybe had oral thrush.

Loonytoonie · 13/10/2013 18:26

WTF must her Dad think? Why doesnt he do anything???

SilverApples · 13/10/2013 18:28

She is an adult, so she is responsible for her own choices and her family can't stop her. Somewhat like Amy Winehouse, of the fantastic voice and huge talent.

LeBearPolar · 13/10/2013 20:39

Except without the fantastic voice or the huge talent.

GoldenGytha · 13/10/2013 21:10

The thing is though LeBear

Miley Cyrus does have a fantastic voice, when she uses it properly,

Listen to her version of "Jolene" on The Backyard Sessions, or "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" The girl really can sing, and she has a brilliant country voice.

But, I agree, her antics are just so tiresome, I hope she settles down, and goes back to what she is very good at, which is singing country songs.

Morloth · 13/10/2013 21:38

I feel a bit sorry for her.

I think she is going to implode spectacularly and doesn't actually have anyone who gives a damn.

Is pretty awful to watch.

Libertine73 · 13/10/2013 22:15

I agree,I think beiber will too, but he's such an arrogant little twerp I can't raise any sympathy for him.

WiddleAndPuke · 13/10/2013 22:16

The backyard sessions clearly aren't recorded live though.

cocoleBOO · 13/10/2013 22:22

There was a picture of her on Buzzfeed and you could see where she had licked all her make up off around her mouth. Lovely.

Sallystyle · 13/10/2013 22:28

She makes me feel better about my own often coated tongue.

Hers really is ugly. I think mine is ugly so I try not to let anyone else see it Grin

HotDogWater · 13/10/2013 22:29

She has a fantastic voice, really beautiful. Listen to her early acoustic stuff.

I think the tongue thing is a porn reference, the girls do it when the guys come over their faces don't they?

bellasuewow · 13/10/2013 23:19

This is vile bullying against a young woman who has done nothing to hurt any of you listen to yourselves all of you should be ashamed this is sexism from women against women so sad

HesterShaw · 13/10/2013 23:26

No it isn't.

Intentionally poking your tongue out all the time is foul. People can say that if they like. If she doesn't want people making remarks about it, she should keep it in her mouth like most other people do.

EhricLovesTeamQhuay · 14/10/2013 06:29

It's not sexist to think that sticking your tongue out like that is gross. It's. It sexist to feel sorry for Miley Cyrus and worry about her current trajectory (the opposite in fact) and it's not sexist to think that attributing the tongue thing to 'mini strokes' is offensive and ignorant. No sexism her that I can see, or bullying.

TooOldForGlitter · 14/10/2013 08:07

I thought it was generally assumed that most people mimed on the backyard sessions?

WiddleAndPuke · 14/10/2013 09:37

Of course they do TOFG.

I can't believe anyone thinks the MC ones are live. They've got the look and sound of any other music video.

She may well have an amazing/beautiful voice but the videos mentioned aren't proof of that.

LazyGaga · 14/10/2013 11:59

bellasuewow well actually I think in a wider sense she is doing something to hurt us as women. She believes that dancing round on stage wearing very little, simulating masturbation and rubbing her arse up against a besuited older man is 'empowering'. She believes that licking dolls and coming over all lesbian-lite with her backing dancers is 'empowering'. She believes that being videoed naked by a sleazy middle aged twat like Terry Richardson with the aim of promoting a song is 'empowering'. Alan Carr couldn't have put it better when he said to her on her chat show "Do you ever think they [the men involved] are getting more out of it than you?".

I have three daughters; it saddens me deeply to think they will be presented with images such as these in their formative years with the protagonists bullshitting about 'empowerment' and the like. I can do my best to protect them from it but I am not omnipresent.

Miley Cyrus seems to me to be deeply fucked up. I actually feel sorry for her in many ways.

LazyGaga · 14/10/2013 12:00

his chat show, not hers.

IceBeing · 14/10/2013 12:06

Just wanted to whole heartedly agree with everything lazygaga said.

It isn't empowering and it is damaging to women everywhere.

That said the name calling on here isn't too great either.

PigletJohn · 25/10/2013 17:17

found it

Pixel · 25/10/2013 20:28

PigletJohn, that's actually made me feel a bit sick.

Here's a much better picture of her:- Miley Cyrus in long blonde wig

MistressDeeCee · 25/10/2013 20:51

Miley's a sleazebag. Its tedious how media loves to highlight these people, whether male or female the message is, yap on about your sexuality, contort your body all over the place, and instant fame and attention is yours. Even if you want to ignore it all its hard, as the column inches and cameratime devoted to it all is mega. There'll already be younger 'Miley's' queueing up to take her place.

Really strange how the exploitation of women can be described as some kind of 'empowerment' by those who appear to really believe their own hype.

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