most pointless lyrics ever?

[IWishYouWould]

'Lucky my breast are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains'

What were they smoking when they wrote that one?

Anyone got anything worse?

[elcranko]

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... YEAH"
(Usher, song called 'yeah' funnily enough)

"Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man" (Presidents of the United States - Peaches) In fact, the entire song is pretty pointless! Catchy though

[TheOneWithTheHair]

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no lyrics limits.

Can't remember who it's by.

[CoolItKittens]

I love the Lumineers, but 'If you just relax, and check your eyes for cataracts'...really?

[KatoPotato]

Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around...

So many people went to town trying to work our the meaning of this, for Good Ol Nik to admit it was "In short, 'The Riddle' is nonsense, rubbish, bollocks, the confused ramblings of an 80's popstar."

[Impomea]

Bohemian Rhapsody but it's brilliant and written by a genius.

[Toadinthehole]

Anything by Oasis.

A prime example of trying to be profound just by being obscure.

[GhostsInSnow]

I give you...Roger Miller.

"Oh My Uncle used to love me but she died
A chicken aint chicken till its lickin' good fried
Keep on the sunny side
My Uncle used to love me but she died"

Then again this was from the bloke who wrote 'England swings like a pendulum do' so its none too surprising.