To think I can bloody well be suave if I fucking well want to? <<hard stare>>

[HoneyDragon]

I'm not beautiful
I can't quite claim pretty
And I'm over 11 so not happy with cute

I'm going to be suave. I am going to live a life of suave. I am certain I don't need a penis to do it and don't care if people think I do.

So suave it is.

I seem to remember Marcus being a bit greasy and overweight

I like simple words. I am charming, elegant, graceful and confident.

lies

But Clara

I am suave. I could so be James Bond.

Ha....

I'll see your suave and raise you an......Urbane

I'm going to be Soave.

It's the same as suave, but with chillier fingers.