To wonder if it's still officially twerking if it's entirely involuntary?

[DrSeuss]

My arse keeps jiggling of its own accord. Is this still twerking or am I just a fat cow?

I think we need more details. Is it spasms when you're seated or do you run down the stairs and wobble till tuesday?

The latter.

Yeah, me too.

I wonder if there's a way to harness this form of energy. We could power our own homes.
(I could sell back to the national grid!)

Id count it as been just a natural twerker

I have nothing useful to add here, but this has cheered me up no end

Oh my goodness im so tired of the the 'twerking thing. It is not new ut thanks to blooming miley cyrus it is everywhere in the press. Twerking has been around for many many years. Its like me saying i invested the runny man. Its just s bad as when the mainstream started saying bling

bloody ipad

Maybe we can replace the saying "more junk in the trunk" with "less perk and more twerk" :)

Ha ha! Yes I friend of mine said I twerk everytime I move . It wasn't an insult as she wants a bum as big as mine. Loon .

Pleased to be of service, Sybil!