My god! This child is driving me fucking mad...

[floatyflo]

Someone come and take him PLEASE!

The FIFA fucking 14, the beer, the sound of football you tube videos on his tinny phone, drowning my lovingly homemade chicken pie in ketchup and then proceeding to eat it like a duck, the absent offer of help as I pick up a million pieces of Lego off the floor. And I swear to god, if he keeps picking his nails like that, im gonna punch him. Hard. In the bollocks.

Roll on 9.45 when he buggers off to work and I can snuggle into bed; just my big moon (maternity pillow) and I.

:D

I prescribe some lavender-scented candles, a slice of and a . For you.

Can you shove the lego into his shoes or something, you know, just to be an inconvenience?

How on earth do you eat like a duck?

What a fantastic idea MrsCosmopilite

That will be particulary satisfying as when he puts his work shoes on, he'll have spent ten minutes prior to that going "Where are my shoes, have you moved them? And where are my work gloves... have you since this... have you seen that?"

Well, ICameOn its like a kinda throw-your-head-back-and-chug-chug-chug-the-food-down-without-chewing type thing.

Like this!

chug-chug-chug

Ooops that link is wrong. Here

chug-chug-chug

Oh fuck a duck. That ones wrong too. Just you tube homer Simpson eating like a duck.

How old is he?

Just curious...

Floaty

26. So I suppose in man years that makes him 16

Child????

He's 26.

Tell him to get a grip.

Oh, I had eating like a duck as sort of hunching over plate (not specifically ducky) then sort of dipping head only down towards plate ('pecking') which is made specifically ducky (rather than just birdy) by reason of (a) wide mouth action (think 'bill' rather than 'beak); and (b) associated noise (think great, quacking snorts. Just thought I'd share it's nothing like the way DP eats

Beast It feels like he is a child sometimes its actually my dp

I get upduffed and he regresses.

Sparklyboots Your dp has a, ahem, unusual way of eating too then!

Haha sounds just like my DH, thank goodness for TA weekends away!

Bless him!

Lol glad theres someone out there who also lives with a giant child.