To think the caption underneath the pic in this bonkers article was not needed?

[candycoatedwaterdrops]

Like the title says.

www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/News/Man-accused-of-trying-to-have-sex-with-sheep-next-to-Spurs-training-ground-appears-in-court-20131002141228.htm

is that not a dog in a woolly cardi?

ha 'a sheep' not 'the sheep' - thus protecting the victims identity

It should say, 'posed by model'.

Oh my word, I have had a shit day and that made me roar! Thank you!

Baahahaha

I saw this on another forum and there were some great sheep puns if ewe know what I mean!

Worrying!

:)

Maybe I'm a bit odd but my first thought on reading the article is "how does one persuade a sheep to perform a sex act on you?"

Buy it dinner? One Crabby's too many?

I actually snorted at that. It was not what I was expecting.

Me too Sidge. My mind is boggling a little too much

Love the caption

That is understated comic brilliance from the picture editor

I too want to know how he tried to persuade the sheep to perform a sexual act on him.

Maybe he told the sheep "you are the most be-ewe-tiful creature I've ever met. I'm feeling ram-pant"

Sidge

And when the sheep refused, he said "shanks for nothing" as he muttoned up his trousers.

Why does it matter where it took place or if Spurs were training that day?
Was the footballer involved? talk about superfluous information!

Hertfordshire residents obviously aren't used to seeing farm animals and their local paper is doing their best to educate them - ahhh bless.

YANBU

On a serious note though, this makes me very sad, disturbed and fucking angry! Poor sheep

You can't even persuade a sheep to do a simple task like "stay alive", the damn things are hellbent on keeling over, so I can't imagine he had much luck!

I can imagine how he caught the sheep, they are generally pretty skittish unless you have a bag of food pellets or a bale of hay. Even then it was the ex-pet lamb who always came up first.

Can't

I've just laughed out loud for 62 seconds.

'A sheep'.

Journalism at its best. Brilliant!