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To think the caption underneath the pic in this bonkers article was not needed?

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candycoatedwaterdrops · 02/10/2013 20:50

Like the title says.

www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/News/Man-accused-of-trying-to-have-sex-with-sheep-next-to-Spurs-training-ground-appears-in-court-20131002141228.htm

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LindyHemming · 02/10/2013 20:51

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BlackeyedSusan · 02/10/2013 20:52

is that not a dog in a woolly cardi?

gordyslovesheep · 02/10/2013 20:53

ha 'a sheep' not 'the sheep' - thus protecting the victims identity

lizzzyyliveson · 02/10/2013 20:53

It should say, 'posed by model'.

YonilyDevotedToYou · 02/10/2013 20:54

Oh my word, I have had a shit day and that made me roar! Thank you!

DontPanicMrMannering · 02/10/2013 20:55

Baahahaha Wink

candycoatedwaterdrops · 02/10/2013 20:57

I saw this on another forum and there were some great sheep puns if ewe know what I mean! Grin

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WildThongsHeartString · 02/10/2013 20:57

Worrying!

NorksAreMessy · 02/10/2013 21:06

:)

Sidge · 02/10/2013 21:06

Maybe I'm a bit odd but my first thought on reading the article is "how does one persuade a sheep to perform a sex act on you?"

Buy it dinner? One Crabby's too many? Grin

MurderOfBanshees · 02/10/2013 21:08

I actually snorted at that. It was not what I was expecting. Grin

LeoTheLateBloomer · 02/10/2013 21:09

Me too Sidge. My mind is boggling a little too much Confused

Love the caption Grin

tethersend · 02/10/2013 21:10

That is understated comic brilliance from the picture editor Grin

Fakebook · 02/10/2013 21:10

Grin Grin

I too want to know how he tried to persuade the sheep to perform a sexual act on him.

Sidge · 02/10/2013 21:15

Maybe he told the sheep "you are the most be-ewe-tiful creature I've ever met. I'm feeling ram-pant" Grin

Fakebook · 02/10/2013 21:22

Sidge Grin

And when the sheep refused, he said "shanks for nothing" as he muttoned up his trousers.

gallicgirl · 02/10/2013 21:22

Why does it matter where it took place or if Spurs were training that day?
Was the footballer involved? talk about superfluous information!

LargeLatte · 02/10/2013 21:23

Hertfordshire residents obviously aren't used to seeing farm animals and their local paper is doing their best to educate them - ahhh bless.

Opalite · 02/10/2013 22:44

YANBU Grin

On a serious note though, this makes me very sad, disturbed and fucking angry! Poor sheep

DontPanicMrMannering · 03/10/2013 00:15

You can't even persuade a sheep to do a simple task like "stay alive", the damn things are hellbent on keeling over, so I can't imagine he had much luck!

NoComet · 03/10/2013 00:43

I can imagine how he caught the sheep, they are generally pretty skittish unless you have a bag of food pellets or a bale of hay. Even then it was the ex-pet lamb who always came up first.

NoComet · 03/10/2013 00:43

Can't

AnaisHendricks · 03/10/2013 00:51
EweHaveGoatToBeKiddin · 03/10/2013 00:55

I've just laughed out loud for 62 seconds.

'A sheep'.

Journalism at its best. Brilliant! Grin

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