To say fuck you DP and go ahead with this?

[IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep]

And wear this for halloween?
We're going to a dressy up party for it and I want to go as something fun, I know it's not exactly scary but I still think it will look great.

DP has said he will refuse to be seen with me if I insist on wearing it. Aibu to think he is a party pooper?

Oh that is a very nice horn Lovecat!

Yay, I'm glad it meets the MN approval. I best start getting it all together as I don't want to rush it. God knows how I'll keep a wig on my head all night though, aren't they itchy little buggers?

Omg do it!!ill always ignore dp anyway. I bought a cap in shape of a fox with ears so hes already refusing to look atme lol

Wigs 101:
Buy some cheap nude stockings. Cut the thigh top of the stocking off (about half way down). Put the thigh opening of the stocking on your head and pull it up to your hairline (if I've lost you here your hairline is the top of your thigh in relation to normal stocking wear). Pull the open cut off bit up and tie it in a knot at the top of your head, snip off the excess to be left with the tiny knot. You should now have a scull cap that works as a barrier to itchy wig and something you can grip the wig too using hairline and grips. Thus resulting in a wig you can do cartwheels in and a non itchy head.

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Sorry, I'm with your DP. It's a dress with a paper dildo on your head. How is that a unicorn? No, you will be a pink rhino.

You could do serious damage with that if you bent your head and charged.
Or got on your hands and knees.

I think your dh has penis envy.

Tell him to trot on.

Trot on! Haha !

I don't do cute I do scary because I am horror mad! I am going as Zombie Alice.

Sexy witch... BOR-RING!
Absolutely brilliant, I love it. The thing is though, it's not even that crazy or out-there... I dressed as a lava lamp last year which definitely beat the previous years bumble bee.

Was it that show Eurotrash? Was it with JP Gaultier ans Antoin des something?
I reckon they would have a butt plugged porn star on that show.

If you want to go as a dickhead then you absolutely have the right to....

Cone dick, that common phenomenon.

I once went out on Halloween as a cow! I now wish I could be a unicorn but I'm a bit fat for pulling it off... Fat cow works better tham fat unicorn :-D

Oh that's harsh mega!
Well I love it and I'm excited to be a unicorn for the night :)

Wear a set of fangs, and draw a few drops of blood on your chin and you become killer vampire unicorn.

Then fill the horn with fruit and veg for harvest festival, the 'unicorn-horn of plenty'.

Then wear a red nose at Christmas with it, Rudolf/unicorn.

Basically you should trot this outfit out for every single occasion from now on.