So I open a letter inviting me for a cervical screening test, to find it has been sent to me by the large private sector organisation Serco in conjunction with the NHS (both logos at the top).
Which is creepy as I haven't given permission for Serco to have access to my medical records, date of birth, cervical screening status or in fact anything at all. In fact a couple of years ago I filled in a form opting out of any online information sharing whatsoever. Yet it seems they know an awful lot about my girl bottom status.
Being me, I immediately complained to the Department of Health and got the following response:
Our ref: xxxx
Dear Dr BoffinMum
Thank you for your correspondence of 23 September about your medical details. I have been asked to reply.
The Department of Health provides strategic leadership for the NHS in England. Patient records are the responsibility of individual NHS organisations, which are legally responsible for complying with data protection laws and should ensure that patient records are not put at risk. The Department of Health expects the NHS to comply fully with data protection laws, just like any other public body.
You should therefore raise your concerns directly with the practice manager at your GP surgery.
I am sorry that I cannot be more directly helpful.
Yours sincerely,
Ted Colegate
Ministerial Correspondence and Public Enquiries
Department of Health
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AIBU unreasonable to think that a letter with 'NHS' and 'Serco' plastered over the top should in fact be the responsibility of the DoH? And that it is well creepy to have your cervical screening status handed on to a private sector organisation without your knowledge or consent?
I am sure if Ted 'ring of freshness' Colgate had a cervix he would find this creepy too.