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I just sat on my dad's piss

25 replies

fatedtopretend · 25/09/2013 23:11

I am staying at my parent's with dd tonight, just went to the loo, the fan makes an awful noise when you turn the light on so I used my phone as a light, lifted seat up, sat down, wet legs :(

Would ibu to tell him to wipe up when he has guests?!

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Millipedewithherfeetup · 25/09/2013 23:41

Totally dependant on how well you get on with your dad and how old he is, if you have a relationship where you can say pretty much anything to each other and not be offended then go for it, but if that's not the case and it would be embarrassing for him and you then best leave it and just check the seat when you or your dd next visit.

Jellybeanz1 · 25/09/2013 23:41

Ooowwa yuck that should never have happened. Arraggh. Tell him. My sympathies Wine to help you over this.

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fatedtopretend · 27/09/2013 20:02

I told him! He said he will deliberately water the seat every time I'm there in future... Ah well!

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ohmymimi · 27/09/2013 20:03

At least it was only pee.

KittensoftPuppydog · 27/09/2013 20:06

It could have been biggs.

MoveYourArmsLikeHenry · 27/09/2013 20:10

You have my full sympathy! This was me before I moved out and it pissed me off so much (no pun intended!)

Absolutely drove me potty! (Maybe pun intended a bit there Wink)

VodkaJelly · 27/09/2013 20:17

Ohh rookie mistake there OP. I have 3 sons and not one of them can pee in the toilet, always over the seat. I never, ever, ever, sit on the seat, ever, I always wipe it first, other wise I get covered in pee.

Beastofburden · 27/09/2013 20:31

Why is it that men believe they can pee standing up? They are no better at it than women would be.

MaidOfStars · 27/09/2013 20:32

Thick alert, why do you sit down without the seat down?

Sparrowlegs248 · 27/09/2013 20:36

Ugh gross. maid i think she lifted the lid up, not the seat.

Nothing worse than someone elses piss on your legs.

Well, poop maybe.

letsgotostonehenge · 27/09/2013 20:41

nothing worse than piss on the seat,.. and then you ghave to wipe it off and it takes forever and then you pull your jeans up...slowly, hoping and praying you've wiped all the piss off and then that moment comes when you realise, fuck... i haven't !!!

kali110 · 27/09/2013 20:46

My partners dad pees on the floor. Everytime i stay over there i always step in it.

Donkeyok · 27/09/2013 20:50

Has he got worse as once you lived with him? After 24 years with my man from an all male house hold I realise he will not change. He didn't for me or my daughters but forewarned is ... Disgusting Sad I've taken to putting a £1 into a pot (pisspot) each time he pisses me off! To be spent on myself secretly Hahahahah I could go somewhere nice in the sun soon Grin

redexpat · 27/09/2013 20:59

He probably sat in yours more than once x years ago.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 27/09/2013 21:28

DH's dad once wiped shit across the toilet seat without realising. I went in there after him and had to clean it off so nobody would think it was me Sad

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fatedtopretend · 27/09/2013 21:34

Maid, notalotta was right, lifted lid, sat on seat, dad apparently just pees in the seat for fun Hmm

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HenriettaPye · 27/09/2013 21:36

Jesus that just made me snort with laughter

VitoCorleone · 27/09/2013 21:37

Oh yuck!

Bogeyface · 27/09/2013 21:39

I am quite lucky, in our family it is no holds barred so walking back into the lounge saying "OI! You dirty sod, do you mind not pissing on the seat please?!" is fine.

I would do that if I were you!

gamerchick · 27/09/2013 21:40

I still forget I have boys and the annoying thing is it's easier to wipe the seat than it is to fix the seat back on when you've slid across it and then dry your leg.

My ex used to do it on purpose when he lived here. Now it's across the seat, on the floor and up the wall the rare time he visits. Makes me stabby just thinking about it.

Nagoo · 27/09/2013 21:43

gamerchick I wouldn't let him in my bathroom. He can use a bucket on the lawn. Fucking knobhead.

myroomisatip · 27/09/2013 21:52

Honestly! Really, is it that hard to piss in the loo without making a mess?

I know when my son visits by the state of the sodding floor! I cant believe I brought him up this way! Maybe we should installed bigger loos?

:) Yet one more reason to celebrate the fact I am single! YES! :) lol

RiotsNotDiets · 27/09/2013 21:55

This is why I dumped my H

WahIzzit · 27/09/2013 22:56

Urgh there's no need for this seriously, it amazes me how grown men in particular, are incapable of weeing/shitting without getting it everywhere, and why they cannot clean the loo after themselves.
My 3 year old has better toilet habits than some of the men mentioned on these sorts of threads!

We have a policy of sitting for a wee including dh, and a plastic jug for using to wash bottom after a number 2. Its not as awkward as you may think, works fine doing it over the toilet. And after dh and I do a number 2, a quick wipe of toilet with them anti bacterial wipes - takes about 5 seconds seriously, and our loo is always clean this way.

Donkeyok · 27/09/2013 23:55

Oh you know what you should get him one of those floaty things they use for toilet training little boys. They have to w try to wee on it - it floats in the bowl. Give it to him for Christmas. Grin

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