aibu to have farted in a shop & blame it on my babys nappy?

[judgejudithjudy]

i was shopping & the aisle was empty & i couldnt hold it in (still recovering from 4th degree tears) & it stunk & then just my luck a lady walked past. i was so mortified that i said to my poor sleeping baby that she stinks!

Surely that's what babies are for? My husband blames the baby for everything, as does my dad. I've never done it......

the other day i saw a friend as i was driving pulled over offered her a lift as we were passing her house. only when she opened the door i realised the car was filled with stinky gas from me :) i blamed ds and the sausages he had at school that day

I thought this was in the contract? I reckon farting is the real reason the smoking ban was such a disaster for pubs. Nowt to cover the smell.

This is why I normally have at least one small child or a dog with me

Get used to it

From a 4th degree veteran (you have my entire sympathies ) 6 years down the line, it hasn't got any better for me!

I could power a small town with the amount of wind I let rip of a morning...

YANBU, I'd have done the same!