AIBU to fear Mrs Twatters has abandoned us all.....

[onyerbike]

Or should we call the police?

where is she???????

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1857334-Anyone-who-remembers-MarmaladeTwatkins-PTA-cake-sale-Lemon-Drizzle-arse-of-a-woman-come-here-please

Hope this works...

I think she has been kidnapped by Lemon Drizzle Bitch and buried under a pile of eggy Lemon Drizzle Cake. She is trying to eat her way out as we speak .

I suggest we send out a search party

But she isn't there and it's full and she can't start a new thread in Classics

have just typed out my first letter as chair of the pta, i mentioned a cake stall in it, i was very tempted to ask for marmalade or lemon drizzle cakes.......

Oh, THAT Twatters. Couldn't work out who it was for a minute.

Do you think she might find us here? When she eventually returns???

Twaaaatttttttteeeeeeerrrrrrsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pppplllllleeeeeeaaaaase come back........

Maybe she's stuck inside that thread in classics forever.

Hello-ello-ello...

[frustrated]

GODDAMIT, even DH is dying for an update to this saga. C'mon Twatters! What did the letter say??

Marking place incase she comes back. I hope she's actually ok though.

Twatters when you see this open a new thread for the update pleeease I need your posts to be purple :)

Last week she was working till 8.00pm, maybe the same today? But where's MrT?

She's let us down, she's let her school PTA down, but worst of all she's let us down.

I told you all you'd fill up the thread with all the place marking and pleading!

She's probably still at work and presumably Mr.Twat doesn't understand the urgency of updating us.

I really need to plan some lessons and get some ironing done!! Update needed!!

She should have phoned in sick in order to update us. Totally inconsiderate!!

Or at the very least told Mr Twatters to update.

Honestly! Some people..

Have just been given new hope for an update due to the working until 8pm theory

crosses fingers, holds on to pee

We shall not, we shall not be moved. We shall not, we shall not be moved.

links arms and sways, refusing to move until Twatters comes and updates us or links to a lemony new thread.

I'd presumed it had been deleted. I posted on it on the first page then it disappeared! Doh

So thanks for putting me put of my misery! Just read the full thread! Do you think Budgeons will sell the 'Reply to all' pinnies

What will happen if she never comes back, how will we move on?

I may have to unsubscribe...too emotional!

Maybe we should beseech MNHQ to flag up her account so she gets a message popping up saying "Update us now!!!" when she logs on. (only half joking)

Oh where are you marmalade? :(

I'm waiting too........

pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee come back twatters