The school fete can fuck the fuck off

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

DH is Mr School Fete this year apparently. He's organising 95% of it which apparently means I have to now make 50 mini pizzas.

I've just had a bottle of wine and a Thai meal. All I'm fit for is some sofa and TV.

I've worked 60 hours this week, my feet hurt and I am a little bit drunk

School fete can fuck the fuck off.

[DalePie]

If he is Mr school fete then shouldn't he do the cooking?

Sounds like as the woman, he's expecting you to cook? -_-

Have your Thai meal and tell him to do it, if he's daft enough to take on some stupid school then they he should face the consequences.

[AcrylicPlexiglass]

You are a very nice person.:) Are you famed for your mini-pizzas?

I just googled twatweevil and all the mumsnet ones are me under a previous username... I seem to recall using an even ruder word ending in weevil a few times too!

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

In fairness he does 90% of the cooking normally. He was running around like a blue arsed fly this morning getting everything else done.

They weren't too much hassle to make, I did heart shaped ones and they sold out faster than most of the other stuff [smug emoticon]

School fetes are the seventh circle of hell though - bouncy castle injuries, tombola tat, ragged second hand uniform sales and lukewarm tea. Not my idea of a fun Saturday.

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

Acrylic, I am not famed for my mini-pizzas, I am in fact famed for my stunning beauty, sharp intellect and world-class ability to hold my liquor two of those are lies

[Butkin]

Sounds weird. The older children run the stalls at our school fete and have to do whatever is on their stall from Splat the Rat, to doing nails to selling home baked cakes to coconut shys etc. The parents/teachers don't have to do anything other than stand behind the screens with holes in them for wet sponging and supervising the oldest kids doing the BBQ. Surely Pizzas should be served hot?