Have namechanged because I don't really want my medical details all over the interweb.
Without warning 3 days ago Tesco Broadband cut my broadband and landline off. This is what happened when I called their premium line to pay the bill, the DD having bounced in error from my bank account.
- Phone call one - cost €4.50. I am told Tesco will not restore the service, despite having cut me off without warning. They tell me that the fact that I am registered as a disabled person, living alone and virtually housebound means nothing to you.
They tell me that I cannot pay the bill over the phone (I have a VISA electron card), that I cannot pay by bank transfer, that I cannot pay by cash at the post office, that I cannot pay at a bank.
They refuse to let me speak to the manager and end the call. I cannot pay the bill and remain cut off.
- Phone call two - cost €5. They suggest I send you a cheque to pay the bill. Are personal cheques in use any more? No bank or store will accept them. Like most people in the UK; no chequebook has been issued to me for some years. I cannot pay the bill and remain cut off.
You suggest I 'borrow a friend's card' to pay the bill, helpfully adding 'maybe ask their permission'. You end the call before I even ask what details this 'friend' would have to provide.
- Phone call three - waited for 20 minutes to be put through at a cost of €8 - unsuccessfully.
- Phone call four - see three.
- Phone call five - another €4. They tell me that I can pay the bill online - I check three times your system takes Visa Electron. Tesco man, he say yes.
- Online transaction - paid a tenner on a dongle to get online. The system does not take Visa Electron. I cannot pay the bill and remain cut off.
Any suggestions, wise women of the world?