Stop tempting me!!
The details are too unique and would out me immediately if a fellow guest saw it.
Oh go on then.
The very short version is that the event is very, very close to Christmas. Very close!
It is a few hours away.
It is a wedding that's now not quite a wedding. Can't say more.
Looks like we will have to pay for the meal etc.
None of this is really the "brides" fault, but I'm now not sure what to do. We are hosting Christmas for children and their partners again this year and could really do with the time at home doing all the last minute tasks.