I haven't had one for over a year
I didn't realise it had been that long till I sat down and thought about it. I last went and was talking to my hair dresser about ttc #3, that baby is now asleep upstairs. Since I realised it had been that long I have become obsessed with trying to get at least a trim. .I can't seem to find a time when I can do it (they always run late and don't fancy BF ing halfway through a cut) the only mobile one recommended to me is a twat someone I'm not keen on,, I don't want to try someone I don't know in case it goes wrong
Wibu to pop it in a pony tail and just take a couple of inches off the bottom (it is very long). I don't want to try the MN cut, I don't suit fringes or mullets 
Rant over, as you were.