To start a secret society?

[HoneyDragon]

Sssssh. Don't tell ANYONE.

I've got an older brother who will obviously be the leader of our Secret Society. Us girls will just follow orders and sweep the shed.

I have double jointed fingers so I can do special secret handshakes. Just sayin.

Well, seriousy, DameFanny you can't possibly expect mere girls to be in charge? What on earth is possessing your pretty little head?

And I don't think it's very nice to pelt a chap with acorns, you might damage them and then they can't go on to be great, mighty oak trees long after you and I are just distant memories.

And, pps, you can keep your double-jointed fingers to yourself - are you some sort of strange, forrin type of chap/chappess?

I think the secret handshake should be to only offer a third of your fingers not your whole hand.

A third of your fingers??? How many is that then? One and three quarters?

Ooo no, that's about a half wrong

I have nine fingers, not ten, so what handshakes I can do dependent on whether you choose my hand with five or four digits.

Oh now you're just getting all scientific, Lego.

Please keep it simple, we are only girls after all!

OOh...can I join please? huh? huh?
Do we go looking for adventures?

Hints that there may already be a secret society, but you can't join through choice you need to be invited.

A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no radiator...

It's not that secret. This is more secret.

Nombre

I'm already a member, only you didn't know because it's a secret.

Ssssssssh!

I've got very curly hair and my real first name is mistaken for a boys name.
Can I join?

Cad, I have very straight hair and people always think I'm a man when they hear my name!

My real name isn't Pete btw!

I've got a girl-shed for secret meetings, I can lock the dcs and dh out and everything

Nobody's mentioned rules yet. You've got to have rules

I can't join

I'm shit at keeping secrets