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To be so fucked up with toilet habits?

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ThisWayForCrazy · 09/09/2013 12:08

How do people shit up the back of the loo? How do they get shit on the underside of the seat? Pee up the back of the seat/water cistern and on the floor and wall???

And how, if this does happen, do they not think to fucking clean it??? Confused

Seriously? It's fucking grim!

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ThisWayForCrazy · 09/09/2013 12:09

Title should be "fucked off"Confused

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headinhands · 09/09/2013 12:14

They probably get it on the seat/rim when wiping. The wee possibly when someone doesn't/can't aim accurately. Maybe they don't notice or just think someone else will clear it up.

thegreylady · 09/09/2013 12:22

The absolute worst thing of this type that I had to deal with was when a female friend came to stay in our new house.There was a bidet in the bathroom which friend must have tried as dh and I had vowed never to approach it [circular-useless].When I went to clean the bathroom the bidet tap [handle and nozzle] was covered in poo!
I asked dh-he hadn't used it,I certainly hadn't but I had to clean it.When she stays now I put her in the spare room which has an en-suite loo and wash basin but no bidet or shower.

Yonihadtoask · 09/09/2013 12:28

Because some people are dirty bastards - and have clearly never had to clean a toilet.

It really annoys me too.

When I go to a public loo, and the previous person has left any kind of mess I have to complain loudly and go to find another toilet. I'll hold it in for hours if necessary.

I am very precious at home. The DSSs and DH all sit to wee. Much neater. I also expect the toilet lid to be placed back down after.

But I am a bit too overly precious with that one I see.

The rule is: Leave it as you found it.

Ugh at your friend thegreylady

headinhands · 09/09/2013 12:32

Paris public toilets. Boak. To be fair at the time it seemed like there were v few French people about. So it was probably us Brits merrily crapping all over the cubicle.

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ThisWayForCrazy · 09/09/2013 12:42

This is our home toilet Hmm

I have asked the males to sit down to pee, as I suspect the pee on walls/floor/radiator is splashback. But none of them seem to care as they don't clean it!

Same as towels walk themselves to the laundry, tops of shower wash magically go back on, toothpaste top... I could go on Hmm

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AKAK81 · 09/09/2013 12:48

There's some serious emasculation of men going on if they're being made to sit down to pee in their own home. I feel sorry for them. If a woman came on here saying that a man was dictating to her how she should use the toilet he'd be called a controlling bastard and she'd be advised to LTB.

Bunnygotwhacked · 09/09/2013 12:49

do you have dc's how old are they? if old enough i would rota daily cleaning of the loo/ surrounding area between them and dh you shouldn'y have to do it all the time and them leaving it like this is disrespectful to you. You are not an unpaid skivvy. Towels i would keep your own supply hidden away then pick up towels and place in the offenders room. They will soon moan when they haven't got a lean dry one.

soverylucky · 09/09/2013 12:51

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Bunnygotwhacked · 09/09/2013 12:52

posted too soon as thought cakes were burning And when they do moan about not having clean dry towel you point them to the washing machine all you are doing is making a rod for your own back by cleaning up after them whilst becoming resentful of them

CaptainCapybara · 09/09/2013 12:53

I was in a public toilet recently and 2 of the 3 cubicles were fucking disgusting, one had piss all over the floor and the other had toilet roll with blood on it left on top of the bin, seriously how much effort is it just to put it in the toilet and flush you dirty mare.

quoteunquote · 09/09/2013 12:54

Stop cleaning it up, get culprit each and every time, stand over them and make them clean it properly.

Once they realise they will be cleaning up each and every time they will take a lot more care in how they use the loo.

If you clean it they will care on making a mess.

TheFuzz · 09/09/2013 12:58

Surely this isn't at home ? Certainly leave it as you found it is the order of the day.

Work colleagues - then that's a different story. Some are shocking.

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ThisWayForCrazy · 09/09/2013 13:41

TheFuz, definitely at home Confused

It DH, 15 year old and 11 year old. DH is getting better, he will now clean the bowl afterwards. The 15 year old and 11 year old just don't seem to care. I have just come off a 2 week strike of refusing the clean the bathroom to try and get them to take more care. I had to relent though as I can't have the toddlers going in there Hmm

Thankfully they all do put the lid down before flushing Smile

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Snatchoo · 09/09/2013 13:56

This happens to me Blush Blush

I have a horrific stomach right now and when I need to go, it's explosive! I do, however, always always always clean after myself with plenty of toilet cleaner and tissue.

When my DSS (age 12) does this, I make him clean the toilet. Obviously easier when I'm only having to haul him upstairs at the weekend when we're all about!

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