Fanny farts....

[Yawner247]

AIBU to ask who fanny farts?!? And if this increased with the number of children you had?! Today I woke up and FF when I got up out of bed this isn't normal is it?!? I've had two children and I never used to randomly FF after DC1!!

My ff are happening randomly since having two children...we haven't dtd so these are random episodes of ff doing daily tasks its nice to know that it's because I'm a lazy c@@t

How on earth does air get in there when you aren't doing the monkey then?!? I just went to bed and slept and fed my baby!!!

It is frightening as you can't control them like BFs.

So be it at the theatre/school play/in the library there's nothing you can do.

I don't think the are to do with weak pelvic floor.

I can make them happen, it's a kind of simultaniois pelvic floor move and tummy suck to pull the air in, then relax to let it out as a FF.

They happen without my control of I have sex doggy. That extended and arched back and angle pulls in air which when changing position or rolling over after finishing escapes. Used to be embarrassed but there's nothing I can do to stop the air escaping so meh.

I sometimes do during sex. x

Welllllllll we had sex about four weeks ago and it was like musical fanjo this lo is a monkey for night time feeding/co sleeping!!!

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A school friend could do it on purpose. There was a technique I never tried to master 🤣