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Fanny farts....

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Yawner247 · 06/09/2013 18:56

AIBU to ask who fanny farts?!? And if this increased with the number of children you had?! Today I woke up and FF when I got up out of bed Shock this isn't normal is it?!? I've had two children and I never used to randomly FF after DC1!!

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Yawner247 · 06/09/2013 22:03

My ff are happening randomly since having two children...we haven't dtd so these are random episodes of ff doing daily tasks Grin its nice to know that it's because I'm a lazy c@@t

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Yawner247 · 06/09/2013 22:24

How on earth does air get in there when you aren't doing the monkey then?!? I just went to bed and slept and fed my baby!!! Confused

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Sparklingbrook · 07/09/2013 09:24

It is frightening as you can't control them like BFs.

So be it at the theatre/school play/in the library there's nothing you can do. Shock

whois · 07/09/2013 09:42

I don't think the are to do with weak pelvic floor.

I can make them happen, it's a kind of simultaniois pelvic floor move and tummy suck to pull the air in, then relax to let it out as a FF.

They happen without my control of I have sex doggy. That extended and arched back and angle pulls in air which when changing position or rolling over after finishing escapes. Used to be embarrassed but there's nothing I can do to stop the air escaping so meh.

internationallove985 · 07/09/2013 09:52

I sometimes do during sex. x

Yawner247 · 07/09/2013 11:28

Welllllllll we had sex about four weeks ago and it was like musical fanjo Shock this lo is a monkey for night time feeding/co sleeping!!!

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Sparklingbrook · 08/11/2022 21:10

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Fanny farts....
Bemyclementine · 08/11/2022 21:13

A school friend could do it on purpose. There was a technique I never tried to master 🤣

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