To find this up chuck worthy and yet creepy?

[DrSeuss]

Following on from the "like if you want to pray for this probably imaginary child and you think puppies are just so cute" crap, a friend has just posted on FB a post about how utterly wonderful it is to have a son containing the line, "You're his first kiss". WTAF?!
I hope DS's first kiss won't be an Oedipal affair with his mum! The girl/boy who is the first to kiss him will be roughly his age and unrelated to him, I hope!

I have the same one too and find it very annoying. I have one friends who has just become a mother for the first time about 6 months ago and if i have to hear once more about how much she loves being a mummy think I am going to scream.

crinkle it's totally ugh, i hate the word 'mummy' sounds like a dried out dead thing, and ten times worse when spoken by an adult, still your friend is still full of hormones and relishing her new role in life.

That is quite vom inducing. I haven't had DC yet and hoping I won't morph into a crazy FB mum.

deliberately confusing first kiss and first snog, but agree, it says you own him and no later love can ever replace what he feels for you.

Which is NOT how most of us hope our DH feels about our MIL, am I wrong?

Why ARE people so revoltingly soppy? stamps on teeny blue-eyed butterfly

Can you imagine, these boys at 18 with their mates,

"Who was your first kiss?"

"Me mum"