to ask for nominations for "most irritating song ever"?

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I nominate Bjork's "It's oh so quiet"
In between the yappy dog impressions and the big band music you get her spitting all over you.
Why would anyone listen to that for pleasure?

Oh dear the bold didnt work - hurumph

Teamjavert...The Passenger was the first song at my wedding
and Leonard rocks.

I'm sure I've posted this before on a v old thread and probably under a different name, but it has to "Black Velvet" by Alannah Miles. It's tune and lyrics are like fingers down a blackboard for me.

Video Killed The Radio Star -Buggles

Anything by The Pet Shop Boys.

Endless Love -yucky

I dream of Chris Isaak singing that song to me MissG !

For me it has to be 'I'm blue' by effiel 95 or some such bollocks, can't remember the name now. I do remember however, hearing it every day for what seemed like 10 years.

For songs that just get stuck in your head and won't leave, it has to be 'Mr Dobalina'. It might be a great song for all I know but I've heard it so many times in my head I now hate it!

Suzanne? Nooooo that is a beautiful spine tingling perfect song. Now if you had said that horrible Idols/Popstars whatever version of Hallelujah....then I could agree.

I heard one in the car earlier - Having My Baby....ugh. Irritating and creepy.

Kylie Minogue 'Can't get you out of my head' ..like the bloody irritating song!

dancing in the moonlight really pisses me off. always hated it. they recently played it in asda made worse still because 2 year old DS started to dance to it.

You raise me up makes me want to break things. Every series of X factor without fail, at least once! ARRRRGHHHHHH!

My humps. Just...WTF?

"Dancing in the moonlight" by Toploader yes I second, third, fourth it as being the most sh*te drivel ever (plus it reminds me of Jamie effing Oliver-used in his early efforts iirc)

Ooh another one I've just remembered that makes me switch straight off!
That 90's song - "I wanna be a hippy and I wanna get HIGH!"
rarrrgh.

anything by David Gray or Dido. So depressing. ..

MrsDavidBowie. I meant guy. I like Leonard Cohen. Apologies for making my post clear as mud.

ha!!!!
Leonard is god, but not as god like as my husband of course.

99 Red Balloons...hate it.

Seriously?!?!

There has been an annoying-song thread going for 120-odd posts... and noone has mentioned this?!

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translate that for me? :o
I have thought o anoher - eliza dolittle the tweety tweety one

the uk national anthem

Bitter sweet Symphony by The Verve - shoot me now!

She's so cunting Lovely - Scouting For Girls.

No other suggestions necessary, you can close the thread now.

Mine is Led Zeppelin - Kashmir. OMG! It's on dp's iPod and sometimes comes on in the car. It is such painfully boring, yet infuriating drivel and goes on for about 2 and a half hours.

Kudos though to whoever said toploader - they and their (one) song were also v. V. V. V. annoying.

Pparently Scouting for Girls have a Greatest Hits tour and album imminent.....must be a bloody short album.

I wanted to also nominate des'ree for that horrific toast / ghost / most line. Worst line in a song ever.

Also loathe ub40. Anything by them annoys me. And anything by madness.

Oh and busted year 3000 for the lines' 'it's much the same but we live underwater' if we live underwater it's hardly the fucking same is it? I'd say that's quite a difference.

Barbie girl. Played far too loudly by a neighbour in uni halls.