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To start a cull of the Tory Party?

63 replies

TylerHopkins · 27/08/2013 20:37

It would appear you don't really need solid scientific evidence to start a cull these days.

As they say....... Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

RIP poor badgers Sad

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farrowandbawl · 27/08/2013 21:21

Smother them with a badger.

Abra1d · 27/08/2013 21:21

I bet the Tories actually deliberately injected the badgers with TB. Because that's the kind of things they would do--just for fun.

TylerHopkins · 27/08/2013 21:22

Shelly it's all to do with the badgers as far as I'm concerned.

If others on this thread have a different agenda then so be it.

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Souredstones · 27/08/2013 21:22

And bury them down a coal mine that thatcher shut down whilst a brass band plays a cheery ditty right?

ravenAK · 27/08/2013 21:22

I'll have Theresa May then.

thecatfromjapan · 27/08/2013 21:23

Poor badgers. Sad

mignonette · 27/08/2013 21:23

Horrid Johnson
Gideon 'George' OddBod
David Scameron, Hameron Shameron (whichever you prefer)

Because they spread misery like a disease.

TylerHopkins · 27/08/2013 21:24

Because they spread misery like a disease.

Love it.

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Bowlersarm · 27/08/2013 21:25

Haha OP. Others may have a different agenda but you'll just pop the shotgun in their hands, along with some spare bullets.

ShellyBoobs · 27/08/2013 21:26

Shelly it's all to do with the badgers as far as I'm concerned.

Utter bullshit. At least have the decency to be honest about it.

They spread their diseased ideas throughout society. They need taking out.

They're just a bunch of bloody nazis.

Do we really have these pompous muppets until 2015?

moggiek · 27/08/2013 21:28

Farrowandbawl - excellent suggestion!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 27/08/2013 21:29

Gove would have to be killed more than once. He is the fucking undead.

C'mon, shelly, join the Tory hate.

TylerHopkins · 27/08/2013 21:30

shelley you know fuck all about me.

I originally supported the Tories plans for benefit reforms until it came to executing the plan. They cocked that up to. Seems they just don't think things out properly. Now the badgers. They're rushing into it to appease people, they haven't done the homework.

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ravenAK · 27/08/2013 21:37

I actually know someone who spent a week on a coach with cub reporter Gove. & failed to kill him.

This does tend to support YoureAllABunchOfBastards's theory.

TylerHopkins · 27/08/2013 21:41

He's a friggin zombie.

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CorrinaKedavra · 27/08/2013 21:45

OMG how could I have forgotten my very favourite man of the people, IDS! He'd have been sacked for incompetence if he'd been any of us but no, he ploughs ahead on his Universal Credit leading to Workfare hobby-horse, the evil cunt.

FIRST against the wall, please.

farrowandbawl · 27/08/2013 21:47

I've already bodybagged IDS Corrina. His contempt for everyone including his own party makes my blood boil.

comingalongnicely · 27/08/2013 21:48

I dunno, kill the infected cows or kill the infecting badgers - why is one less popular than the other? Badgers have better PR....

UnexpectedStepmum · 27/08/2013 21:49

If we get Grayling now, we could save the criminal justice system from utter annihilation at the hands of the profiteers. Our daughters' daughters will adore us!

CorrinaKedavra · 27/08/2013 21:52

Grin at body-bagging IDS. And just when he has achieved a life-long ambition

farrowandbawl · 27/08/2013 21:56

Have you seen this Corrina? Whats the first word that comes to mind when you read it?

CorrinaKedavra · 27/08/2013 21:58
Shock

No words.

farrowandbawl · 27/08/2013 22:00

Funny how that one is so bloody quiet.

WafflyVersatile · 27/08/2013 22:01

I've been stockpiling nooses since long before the badger cull which I think is the least worst of their policies, frankly.

I'm going to use one for tyler for supporting their benefit reform now. Oh yes.

Crumbledwalnuts · 27/08/2013 22:01

Good lord. What is wrong with you people?