DSIL is making me feel homicidal.
Has been visiting since Thursday has snored every night all night for 4 nights.
I had to sleep on my own sofa last night with a film on to drown out the noise and it's now 6.30am and I've been awake for an hour already listening to it. I've had about 4 hours sleep.
It's ALL night. Apart from when she goes to the loo, and that wakes me because I wake because the noise stops! But never fear, within 30 seconds of returning to the spare room.
Oh but it's all so fucking hilarious to snore isn't it? Oh how she will laugh and fake embarrassment.
We have one more night to go, I swear, never ever again is this woman sleeping in my house.
SHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Alternatively, am I being unreasonable...
how are the other 4 people in this house sleeping throught this fucking racket?
is it only irritating me because i'm pregnant?,
or because I came off my anti-depressants that usually make me much more tolerant of others being selfish dicks.
ENOUGH ALREADY, THIS IS NOT NORMAL!
AIBU?
to think that if you snore like an angry pig all night every night that you shouldn't inflict it on anybody by visiting people ever ever ever ever?
nevergoogle · 26/08/2013 06:35
I really didn't mean this thread to be an announcement but thanks everyone.
yes, very overweight. I am not going to tell her to lose weight, her mother does that weekly. and if she tells me she's a slow eater and that's why she takes so long with her dinner one more time, I'm going to point out that her portion is three times the size of anyone elses.
she is fit enough to help with chores! she obviously doesn't see the need as she's on holiday!
had radio 4 on the telly, very soothing. I trust R4. They wouldn't shirk any jobs if they came round. R1 presenters on the other hand would come round to be sick on my carpet.
...I haven't even mentioned the laziest 17year old neice.
DH and DSIL failed to purchase a meal during the day and were staring into the fridge talking about takeaway. Bearing in mind I work full time I find myself preparing a batch of a spur of the moment goulash type dinner with chicken, sausage and peppers. 17 year old wants baked potato instead. (even my 8 and 6 years olds can cope with some chicken and rice with a mystery sauce FFS). I ask her to sort out her own potato..."I don't know how."
What???? Just WHAT???
I said, well go and ask your mother what to do and come back and do it.
- Put loud music on (I suggest The Carpenters)
- Turn it off when you hear signs of life.
- When she comes down, say 'I'm afraid I slept terribly badly last night, so I'm going back to bed now. You know where everything is don't you? Oh, and would you mind washing up afterwards, thanks ever so.'
- Go back to bed and read/sleep/MN/whatever, ignoring your cheeky 'guests'.
- Eat
when they've gone.
I'm still hayfevery btw. I thought it would have all gone by now but NO. Bah.
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