The woman opposite me on bus...

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Is clipping her nails onto the floor.

AIBU to actually throw up a little?

One Nursing Home said "Oh Mr Bloggs is in the toilet, can you treat him in there?"

I hope they didn't mean while he was taking a dump.

I work with a woman who files her nails, on and off, for a 12 hour shift. Every hour or so... 'rasp rasp rasp'. It is a hideous noise, which is much worse at 5am. I must admit, I sometimes long to stick her nail file up her nose.

Was in a very picturesque popular touristy village last week, walking happily along the river at dusk only to see a woman sat clipping her toe nails into the river?