Sheesh, sorry to disappoint but once he set eyes on my 14 year old gorgeousness at Murrayfield all thoughts of you southern ladies were forgotten.
My Phil Oakley asymmetric bob, twilight teaser Avon lippy and the fresh scent of Impulse Red was what drew him to me. And my impressive knowledge of his back catalogue, life and moody poses, I suppose.
Ordinary World was obviously about me as I expect he is still crying for yesterday (and by yesterday he means me, obvs.). But like I said earlier, once he took up with ADC I thought less of him for trading down, so he had to go.