To ask what you would do if you could borrow Harry Potter's invisibility cloak?

[MrsBramStoker]

For starters, I would get into the VIP box in Men's Final Day at Wimbledon.

I'd go to DP's work, I love watching him in action it makes me go weak at the knees

I'd then use it to hide somewhere warm and comfy and alone.

Ooooo phineyj, you Cumberbitch you Would love to follow him too

I'd become a petty street crime vigilante. You're going DOWN, lazy dog owners.

First thing it came to my mind, was to clean my baby's room without him seeing me (and crying after I left the room). I am sad.

I would turn into the highest invisible pervert. I would take trips to men's changing rooms

Go to my cow bag of a sil's house and do things that make her cry.
Difficult to believe from the above post, but I am not a bad person.

It's definitely adult-sized, it belonged to Harry's father and Harry, Ron and Hermione have all hidden under it!

I probably wouldn't use it for anything ethical

Bank vault & Colin Farrells bedroom.

I would spy on DP at work, to see how many fags he is really smoking and if he is using his ecig at all.

I would go to my BILs and scare the shit out of him. I hate my BIL.

Armed with a nice long list of parents that abuse their kids, I'd make a few surprise visits armed with my friend Mr Bat.

Then I'd pop round George Clooney's to see if the rumours are true.

Finally, a little light relief in David Beckhams bathroom as he's having a shower.

my daughters school's staff room

I would go to the two image conscious thin women 's houses and see what they eat. they are women I see on school run. Then I would go to see what victoria Beckham eats . It may show that I'm about to start a diet !

Love to go to Kate Middleton's mothers house to see how she's getting on with the royal baby (is she stil there??) and see if she really doing all the 'hands on' stuff herself or to see if she actually has a wet nurse

(Loving all your posts btw!! Keep 'em coming!)

Hide from the kids, then scare the daylights out of them by shouting from right behind them when they search the cupboards for the crisps, biscuits and anything else they know they are not allowed.

I'd go to a club and dance like Beyonce in the middle of the floor like proper booty shaking.

I'd also follow mum and MIL when they have DS because I'm sure mum feeds him endless chocolate bars and MIL always says he sleeps no problem all night for her because she's just the best mother ever and I don't believe her.

I'd find the judgy mum who's always mean to me from toddlers and whisper 'your not doing it right' to her over and over

I like this game

Walk around naked in frumpy comfortable shoes

Oh, lots of things. Sneak into the Royal Mint and help myself, be a fly on the wall at my ex's house when my DCs are there and stuff like that.
Mostly though I'd probably just enjoy being me without people looking at me seeing as I am a shy and retiring type.

Walk around nekkid. But only if it was summery.

Thisis beat me to it. I'd love to see what DD1's school day is really like.

I'd like to spy on the perfect people to see how normal human beings are supposed to live.