to expect that at least one of my DCs...

[EagleRiderDirk]

will keep their £$%^££$ nappy on?

DD is 2.5, well into potty training so its only really night nappies for her. At some point she is taking the nappy off (though they're slightly wet so she's not going doing it at the start of the night and going through). But she's been stripping them off for ages, and its only recently we're not constantly changing bed sheets.

DS, appears to have picked up from his sister. He's only 10m but I have just found him running around his cot, nappy free and weeing everywhere...

Can I just duck tape them directly onto their skin? Please

In all seriousness would some extra tape across the front help? Or am I being really daft?

Cloth nappies are a lot harder for them to get off if you fancied a change?

szeli We're already in cloth, we started when houdini DD started escaping them easily and liked them so much we carried on with DS. They aren't that easy to open for us, so how DS finds it so easy I'll never know. Maybe its the little fingers...

Could you make some braces for the nappies?
I'm thinking something like this but the gun is optional :o

Would the nappy go on backwards?
We've got the biggest popper vests known to man to reduce access - tho in his case, it was hands down front of nappy we were preventing!