Some of the fucking Anusol cream I have just used as tooth paste?
DP went to a late night pharmacy to buy Anusol cream last night, on his return woke me from my half asleep state to ask me how to put it on. I mean how many ways is there to apply it FFS, I said I am not doing it for you go and put it on.
This morning I asked him how is your arse? apparently it was better now.
We have a separate toilet and bathroom (one room with bath and sink and one with the toilet) I heard him go in the toilet last night, saw the box for the cream on the window ledge. However he for some fucking reason he then carried the tube of cream into the bathroom and placed it on where the tooth paste is. We both use different tooth paste and there is an additional one for DC and I have a tube from dentist I have just started using.
WIBU to make him breakfast in bed in the morning and replace his cheese spread with his arse cream?
I hope he used his finger to apply the cream and not the nozzle I just put on my tooth brush. I feel a bit ill