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To view "jam first" types with deep suspicion?

181 replies

CoffeeandScones · 05/08/2013 17:29

On scones, that is (was a tangent on another thread, inspired by someone objecting to the idea of coffee, not tea, with scones).

I'll take the tea point. But it's cream first on a scone, then jam. Yes, it's harder to construct, but that's part of the beauty of its creation. A healthy bed of rich clotted cream, atop which you delicately and lovingly rest a nestling dollop of rich ruby red jam.

That's a proper scone, surely.

OP posts:
ExcuseTypos · 05/08/2013 17:45

Jam spead thickly first, then a dollop of clotted cream.

I'm just back from a week in Cornwall then a week in Devon.

I obviously had to sample a couple of cream teas in each county.

hackmum · 05/08/2013 17:45

Don't you just put jam on one half of the scone and cream on the other, and then push them together? Or is that just me?

jacks365 · 05/08/2013 17:45

Very annoyed as now I need to get baking.

Then it's jam first cream on top.

CoffeeandScones · 05/08/2013 17:45

Hmmm. This is a losing battle, though perhaps it's a metaphor for the wondrous diversity of life...

(also a useful counterpoint to the argument "x thousand/million/etc people can't be wrong" - turns out they can Smile )

lovecupboards is spot on though with the pronunciation. It's scone as in "gone", not scone as in "own". That would be "scown" shudder

OP posts:
primarymonkeyhanger · 05/08/2013 17:46

The clotted cream is all gooey and sticky so you need to put it on 1st to stop it pulling off all of the jam.

Must say I have never had a satisfactory scone anywhere other than Betty's tearoom or my kitchen.

I went for a posh afternoon tea recently and the scone turned to dust, no fruit and godknows what the cream was but it certainly wasn't clotted.

VestandKnickers · 05/08/2013 17:47

No no no hackmum each half has to have jam and cream.

olidusUrsus · 05/08/2013 17:48

Jam first!? Philistines. OP I have never and will never socialise with a jam first-er. You are welcome to tea at mine anytime.

MimsyBorogroves · 05/08/2013 17:49

Fruit scones are evil.

I like a huge dollop of clotted cream on a plain scone with just a smear of strawberry jam.

And now I'm hungry.

Elsiequadrille · 05/08/2013 17:49

I like that too, Waffly (microwave and butter). But I still prefer clotted cream and jam.

MissStrawberry · 05/08/2013 17:50

I am a northerner. Married to a southerner. Live in the South. I make scones and no one gets on if they don't say the name properly. Scone to rhyme with gone natch.

LindyHemming · 05/08/2013 17:51

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squoosh · 05/08/2013 17:51

I pronounce scone as sc-own and don'f give two filddy fecks what anyone else thinks.

Some say scon, some say scown, the town is pronounced Skooon.

maddening · 05/08/2013 17:52

Yanbu - cream then jam.

Taffeta · 05/08/2013 17:53

Scones are like, total gack. Grim.

But DS adores them so I buy him one occasionally in the local tea room. Cream first, then jam.

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 05/08/2013 17:53

YY ToastedTeacake. That's the right and only way to construct a scone.

And scone rhymes with stone.

Slightly disgusted at butter on scones. Shock

WafflyVersatile · 05/08/2013 17:55

Elsie You can always add them after. Grin

TSSDNCOP · 05/08/2013 17:55

Oh for gods sake not this again.

For the cotton picking last time:

Scone (said to rhyme with bone)
Cream
Jam

In my kingdom any other way will be treasonous. Penalty: death.

meganorks · 05/08/2013 17:55

Yanbu. But I think its easier that way. Clotted cream spreads like butter and then jam easy to spread on top. The other way just ends up with blob of cream going round and round on top and not spreading

I think cream first is the Devon way. Have to keep looking over my shoulder in Cornwall...

OwlinaTree · 05/08/2013 17:57

Don't like scones after having to eat Granny's kill-me-quicks as a child.

Don't really like clotted cream.

So i'm left with the raisins and the jam i suppose.

Scone to rhyme with gone is how i would say it.

ChippingInHopHopHop · 05/08/2013 17:57

Plain or cheese with butter.

Depends - if you use butter or not:

If you use butter it's butter, jam, cream.

If you don't use butter, it's cream then jam.

Something to do with needing to put the 'fat' on the scone for max taste according to professional bakers.

I'll take them anyway I can get them :)

IslaValargeone · 05/08/2013 17:57

You can't eat them if they are pushed together surely?

Keztrel · 05/08/2013 17:57

What is this "spreading" you all speak of? Massive dollop of cream followed by massive dollop of jam. Yum.

Taffeta · 05/08/2013 17:58

Yes scone to rhyme with gone. My mum has a friend that says scone to rhyme with own and she sounds like Hyacinth Bucket.

SillyBillly · 05/08/2013 17:59

I dont care which way it goes on, its all going in my mouth as quickly as possibly, Oh if your not gonna eat that one ill have it lol

Keztrel · 05/08/2013 17:59

Oh god I am now starving.