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To be a bit freaked out by this?

76 replies

Tiredmummyneedswineandsleep · 03/08/2013 22:54

Found this on Facebook selling pages. There's an album full of them. I'd be pretty freaked out to receive one!

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201467789193735&set=gm.562642353800193&type=1&permPage=1

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LimitedEditionLady · 03/08/2013 23:15

Hahahaha pictish thats my cough...favourite.( someone please tell me what it is)
I think the baby ones are scary.maybe it was a game of "what can we make out of the contents of my changing bag?"
ive seen some really gorgeous tastefully made ones that i have to say i thought wow (not these btw!)

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 03/08/2013 23:17

LimitedEditionLady · 03/08/2013 23:21

Is it a trike?

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 03/08/2013 23:21

How NOT to feed your baby!

Tiredmummyneedswineandsleep · 03/08/2013 23:22

Lol, I'm glad it's not just me, I was like wtf, even more surprised that someone had commented and a few people had liked! Reminded me of various things such as a guy Fawkes, and a mummy!

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llittleyello · 03/08/2013 23:23

oh god they are so wrong.
that last one surely is just so wrong because it looks inanimate :-(
symbolic of distressingness
yes beyond articulation of wrongness

OneLaundryBaskettoRuleThemAll · 03/08/2013 23:23

She should decorate tidydancers pals do ...

SmartiesMakeMeNaughty · 03/08/2013 23:25

These are all just pure primal Freudian uncanny. Every last one gives me the howling fantods.
I can just envisage the head part of the one in the starry babygro swivelling round 360 degrees and fixing you with it's faceless evil glare.

Tiredmummyneedswineandsleep · 03/08/2013 23:25

Crikey someone is keen on the 'sleeping baby' one and wants it delivered. Why oh why? At 'how not to feed your baby'@saggyoldclothcatpuss, exactly, it's bizarre.

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5madthings · 03/08/2013 23:26

Oh dear lord, they are freaky.

Boosterseat · 03/08/2013 23:27

£18!
Shock

pictish · 03/08/2013 23:27

Limitededition I think it's an alpaca.

LimitedEditionLady · 03/08/2013 23:45

Really?well thats.....unique.
Dont know any alpaca related baby items for sale,found a niche there.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/08/2013 00:18

that's not an alpaca! Its a tricycle that has been pimped up with tractor wheels! Possibly a combine tricycle...

Lora1982 · 04/08/2013 00:31

It's all poundland stuff aswell. I'd recognise our flannels anywhere

Lora1982 · 04/08/2013 00:34

Oh nooo I looked at her profile :(

NoComet · 04/08/2013 00:37

The cakes and the train are fun, but the 'babies' ....no!

malteserzz · 04/08/2013 02:14

Very freaky !

WafflyVersatile · 04/08/2013 02:25

I like the owl best but that um mummified baby in the first pic is totes amazeballs too.

WafflyVersatile · 04/08/2013 02:27

Oh, they're dummies. I thought they were gas mask children from Dr who.

MissTweed · 04/08/2013 05:44

Someone needs to tell this seller that sometimes its best to advertise/take photos with a clear background!! (I looked through the whole album) Would you want to use something like that which has been photographed on the bed in what looks like a grotty ish house?? Nope!! (I've off to run and hide now before I get stoned to death for saying that!!)Shock

MrsKoala · 04/08/2013 06:43

Right, i'm going to just put this out there. But what's wrong with them? I don't see anything weird at all - that clearly makes me strange but i can't see why. I need an explanation!

lastnightiwenttomanderleyagain · 04/08/2013 06:53

Misstweed is that green carpet, too?

BlackholesAndRevelations · 04/08/2013 07:09

lol! Phallic much?!

AlwaysWashing · 04/08/2013 07:14

Entrepreneurialism not a Mumsnet thing then?
They're certainly gastly but you've got to give the girl points for trying to make some m

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