To have laughed hysterically whilst others looked around in horror

[JaffaMyCake]

Just been to Tesco in a very naice area of Cheshire and was happily minding my own business browsing the aisles when all of a sudden the song on the music loop in store switched to "dirty stinking base" by dizzee rascal. It must have played for a good minute and a half while various shop assistants ran round trying to find th music changer and mother with small children gasped in horror and tried to cover their ears.

Oh how I laughed.

I don't know it I assume the lyrics are even ruder than peepobellybumdrawers.

OH I SAY! How absolutely frightful! (Have just Googled the lyrics)

Fantastic - but it would have been even funnier in Waitrose. :)

I didn't think any Tesco stores had a license for radio, and now I know why!

It was the full explicit version

I gather it wasn't a radio edit then!

Someone's going to be in trouble there later.

For those who don't know it, here is a taster of the lyrics:

I don?t need no speed, no
I don?t need no heroin, no thanks
I don?t want no coke, not today
You can keep your ketamine, yeah
I?m a bassline junkie, what?
I?m a bassline junkie, tell them again
I?m a bassline junkie, tell them again
And I like it funky,

What the fuck- what you doing, don't touch it, who told you to touch it? Touch it again and I'll fucking kill you. Don't ever touch that fucking shit again

justforlaughs it wasn't radio - it was stores own music loop!

least they where sending a posative message..

Bet someone got à written warning for that !
I would have laughed too

Hahaha, brilliant!

Snigger

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Tell 'em again....

Love that song!

Great tune. That would have had my DCs dancing like mad, even in Tesco. :o They'd even bellow the lyrics just to let me know what they were.

I can go one better. Last Saturday was just finishing in our local family Sushi restaurant when a waiter changed the 50 inch TV to Embarrasing Bodies. Thing is that he didn't notice what he had changed to until all the adults started to laugh. DD was mortified. Up high, on the wall was the lower half of a full frontal male.

Those lyrics are pretty wholesome for a rapper, no? I'm off to find it on youtube now, filing it under "musical education" for the offspring :D

I will never forget being in Woolies with my mum
When French Kiss came on, which for those who aren't aware of this 80s classic is basically a woman orgasming to music.

I've never seen my mum pay for her pick 'n mix do fast.

I used to work in Woolies. We would play the most mindless crap ever produced during the day. Especially at Christmas when we had Phil Spector on a sodding loop from 9 till 5.30. As soon as the doors closed we would all rush to the music counter to change the cd. Some of the stuff we would put on would make a sailor blush
But at least we kept it for out of hours!

Bloody hell! And there we were laughing at school when someone interupted the final assembly of the year with 'Mr Blobby'. How times have changed

Aww..this reminds me of my days of working at Smiths record dept...if there was a straggling customer as we were waiting to close we would play some thing wholly unsuitable..Sex Party by the Quireboys was always good but the best was playing a record that was wholly devoted to horror movie sound effects....cue blood curdling screams, creaky coffin lids etc.