TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 3

[TidyDancer]

Here you go!

Knew I'd miss a corker while on holiday... it's so nice to be home!

Yes yes, the rudeness is clearly genetic. Would it be wrong to encourage Tidy to email again to provoke a reply? Something like "Dear RudeGlueSister, just wondering if you received my earlier email as wanted you to know what a crazy rude loon your sister is have all the facts. Perhaps you could let me know when you have a moment. Regards, Tidy PS hard to see you through the mist from up here on my moral highground but can you tell how many fingers I am holding up?"

WHERE IS THE SISTER?!??!

Just gave my laptop a coffee spray @ Mintychops 'Dear RudeGlueSister' letter.

The invoice is in the post Minty

..and for some reason I could hear your post being read out in Victoria Woods voice . Think it was the 'Yes , yes ' that did it.

Sorry mindyourown, if ONLY she would reply we could stop stirring speculating!!

Minty, you know what would make sockpuppeting even more fun is a sockpuppet flashmob! We could replicate the thought-environment inside GlueSister's head, trialling ways to bring it up with Gluezilla, GS's potential responses, revised ways to tell GZ she's being an arse, ways to excuse GZ at the wedding so guests don't bitch about her, ways to bitch with the guests without being caught by GZ, mumzilla, dadzilla or groomzilla....

The MN Hive Mind is made for that sort of thought-experiment!

Does anyone else think Tidy should email the sister (forwarding the original reply) along the lines of

"Hi, Just wanted to check you got my email. Something is up with my computer as several I sent that day never got through."

Hello! I'm here but unfortunately the reply we are looking forward to is not with me!

Hoping for something good soon! :)

Yes Renter, this is MADE for the MN Hive Mind...... Perhaps GZ's sister has been taken hostage by GZ or... OH!!!!!! Imagine if it wasn't the sister who had emailed but GZ herself, trying to see what Tidy would say/ whether she would bitch about her. Perhaps that explains the silence, she is disappointed that Tidy is sticking to the facts.

Maybe Tidy should write back saying that she has reconsidered doing the decorations and start reeming off the decoration/performances discussed on this thread (in a isn't it amazing! tone). gluezilla baiting

Oh whoops, I seem to have stumbled into this thread by accident.

marks place

I'm starting to think no reply as well. Oh well!

I hope the thread(s) cheered you up in your hour of mad gluezillafriend need, tidy.

She's not going to reply, is she Tidy?

Too embarrassed, I expect. Although I bet she'd love to tell you how gluey her sister is.

At least someone in that family has got her head glued screwed on OK.

Soooo... what about the other non-invited local person ?!

I have read and not commented on any of these threads yet.

I want to know what Gluezilla's sister says! can't believe she hasn't emailed back. I don't drop everything to reply to emails - but this one is about her sister's wedding day!

gluesister needs to hurry up!

Nevermind I personally woul not e mail back, it would only provoke things. Just consider this friendship over

Come on, reply woman!!!

I think they will try all week to get some others who haven't been as forthright in saying F-Off, not get anyone, and come back next weekend with a grudging apology and a desperate plea. Only 6 days to wait

Perhaps Gluezilla's sis hasn't replied yet as she is 'stuck' for words........sorry couldn't resist that.

But honestly this Gluezilla sounds like she's seen so much wedding stuff & it's made her deranged!

Away for a week and a half and can't believe this is still going!! It's like a welcome-home present.

Tidy your email to the sister was so classy and nice.

Back from holiday and this is still going!

Can't believe she just hasn't replied at all, although it speaks of embarrassment more than anything which in some ways is a good thing!

Tidy you have been so restrained, well done you.

Amazed the sister hasn't replied yet! Unfortunately, I don't think she ever will. She obviously has nothing to say.

Bingo. Finally something, though I think you're all going to be disappointed, as there wasn't much to it!

"Hi [my name],

Thanks for getting back to me, I'm really sorry to hear you feel like that. As I'm sure you understand it's difficult for me because F is upset. She's still hoping you reconsider as she's stuck but I do understand if you can't.

S x"