TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 3

[TidyDancer]

Here you go!

I think we can. We might need to look on websites catering to furries and otherkins and wossnames. But I'm sure we could get them

I'm in FunlovinBunster! I think we should be gangsta sylvanians though.

See, in my head we wouldn't just randomly show up on the day, we'd do it in shifts. In the days leading up to the wedding, adult sized Sylvanians would start appearing in odd places the bride would be in. Pulling up next to her in traffic, sitting in the waiting room at the hospital she works out of, illuminated by a street light outside her house at night, etc.

Oh god, I must have drunk too much
a MN flashmob seem so UTTERLY beguiling
we've got 2 weeks to get the tune and choreography sorted
but "put a ring on it" and "stronger" spring to mind

'And FYI, I accept nomination for president and will be campaigning for regular zombie flashmobs and sylvanians themed picnics on the White House lawn'

On the basis of this I would quite like to get married in 2016, I think your zombie flashmobs and sylvanian families would be absolutely appropriate for the tone of my day and would the like you to STD (which I always read as 'sexually transmitted disease') for the whole of 2016 (well maybe just July and November)

You are a star OP.

I would never be so crass as to post a comment just to mark my place.

Never.

Another one hoping for a response from the sister. You never know it could even be an apology...

If she's a relative of Gluezilla, I doubt it.

You never know: the sister might be driven to madness by Gluezilla, too, such that their shared blood will melt into water and allow her to join in with the Sylvanian madness, too...

I'm in but will need to get some Sylvanian thingies and FILTH them

(worries about self)
(pours more wine)
(feels better)

I am up for being a Sylvanian & might even go so far as to NC to a bit of Silvania!

(But I am taken with atm. )

I fear it's a fine line between Sylvanian bunny outfits and the Donnie Darko rabbit nightmares

O yeah! Was that bunny called Frank? Or is that just my imagination?

Geographically, I'm out of the Sylvanian plan.

Sylvanian costumes?

Close enough Sanity. I want the crocodile!

Shamelessly marking my place with baited breath! Go tidy!

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Giant sylvanians.
I'm scared...

Also laughing my head off at the idea

Baggsy me to be Mrs Weasel :)
I like your plan, it has whimsy and bonkersness in equal measure.

Just caught up on these threads, and am gutted the lobster costume won't fit me as I'm too tall.

Tidy you should not only be President, you should also be God(dess).

Feel like I should defend myself whilst I de-lurk/mark my spot...

I did use STD cards BUT appropriately.

I did have someone not invited decorate the venue BUT she volunteered. And I sent a proper thank you note etc.

I did go on Confetti & Hitched or whatever sites BUT hopefully retained my sense of perspective & gaffawed at many of the bizarre ideas. Like spending £90 on a tiara to wear in my hair for 1 day when one from Claires or Accesorize worked as well... And NEVER went on the forums.

Oh and one of my friends who had been asked to do a reading dropped out on morning of the wedding :(

Anyway...

I'm worried there will be no further response from either GlueSniffer or her sis, and then where will that leave us?