To be irritated that DS1 has taken the last batteries I was saving for my rabbit?

[ParvatiTheWitch]

We spend a fortune on them and I noticed a few left and hey ho, I thought, "I get those later and dust off the old rabbit so DH and I can have some fun". DS1(10) is always popping to the drawer and helping himself to batteries for the x-box controller .

Bloody hell, I can't even have a wank or bring the "third party" into relations now . I will have to get some more and hide them. We had thousands last week.

I spat my over my computer when I read the title

Santa's sack is going to be bulging for me this Christmas, I am doing my list already; Hitachi manic wand, an o ring, a mains one and a lelo. Buzz buzz buzz.
I suppose in a crisis, I could rely on the old viz tip: an empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a good emergency vibrator

The lelo ones are lovely. Disclaimer I am not a sex toy addict, I just wasted half an hour in Ann summers this week

Why do people like vibrators? Am I missing something?

at Hitachi manic wand.

Yup. You definitely want yer sex aids manic.

I don't like them either softly. Hands, dildos and buttpluggs for me.

Did they let you try it in the shop softly?

Ha ha! So I guess I'm the only person who spent a surreal moment thinking "batteries? Rabbit? Why on earth would a rabbit want batteries....oh." Ver'slow,that's me!

I've never tried one, do they do free trials

best ever purchase!! including shoes!! seriously 0 to orgasm in 4 minutes!!

You can pick one up cheap on Gumtree Softly.

Actually that's a joke.

At least I hope it's a joke.

OP I recommend rechargeable for your bunny - that way he never loses oomph

4 minutes ? I'd demand a refund

Electric toothbrush does the job in seconds!

Is that the Hitachi, TheBody?

See, AKiss, I would feel like I needed a poo with a butt plug up there. I closed the brown doors some years back after a lovely rectocele repair post child birth; "we don't want to undo the surgeons good work, do we, DH?"
Nighty night.

HAHA you actually put a smile on my face. Enjoy!

😄😄😄😄 u dirty mares

Hope you give it a wash before you brush your teeth dementedma?!

I use dh's when I am pissed off with him

Peach. Have you got the link for the £2.49 charge and play pack for Xbox?

I have the most lovely rechargeable Lelo toy, branded Myla as It was bought from there. A gift, you understand...

I had to stop peeking at this thread at work (ahem), excellent shopping list for Santa there!

lackedpunches

Erm

gumtree

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand. They plug into the wall, and are very effective.

Rat They appear to have gone up to £4.99 here spotted them on HUKD yesterday.

Dear Heavens above. Thank you, "AsGoodasitGets". I bought an Ultimate "O" and it is the best £40 I have ever spent. I have just had one of the best home alone nights ever. It brings you off so quickly and I don't find it easy to orgasm, I couldn't believe it. I have wanked myself silly and had three big ones. With all the trembling and clenching at the "moment of truth", I won't need to do anymore crunches, I'll have abs of steel. It is fucking intense though.
That thread about elusive orgasm, hmm, they need the Ultimate O. I am still shaking.