Typing on phone and in rush so apols for typos. My neighbour loves practical jokes and is a bit of a knob! An hour or so ago I was walking with DD in the buggy and a white van swerved into the gutter next to us, covering us with the contents of a huge puddle 
. It then drove off, beeping its horn.
Shortly after I received a text from his current girlfriend, who was mortified. They work together and he had told her what he had done last time he was at base. She may not be is girlfriend much longer..
Anyway, se offered to let me use their office kitchen to get dried off and make myself a cuppa. I am there now.
There is a can of Irn Bru in the fridge with his name on and a mars bar. I assume its for his tea break.
His girlfriend is at the front desk serving customers..
Or should I maintain the moral high ground?