Shit...fanjo issue

[Tittypulumpcious]

After being away for a while with work the lady garden has bloomed. I got home and decided to prune it. I used veet and whilst waiting for it to work a friend called. I decided to take the call and proceeded to talk for longer than the allocated veet time on the edge of the bath..totally engrossed in conversation once I'd hung up I realised not only had I been yapping for 20 minutes I'd also crossed my legs.

I have a half a bald fanjo and a smear test tomorrow.

Do I a) trim my remaining clump or b) take the whole thing off and pray the gyno doesn't think I'm a weirdo?

Can you not attempt a Bobby Charlton style combover?

I don't understand how your skin isn't really sore after leaving the cream on that long

i'm genuinely confused... what's wrong with having a bald fanjo these days? I thought it was an accepted ahem... 'style'...

Suppose if you were really worried, you could hack the whole thing off, and scrape some crumbs off of some burnt toast onto to it to emulate stubble

when I was first with dh i brought a electric trimmer for my bits, was new out at the time
but forgot to put on the attachment and gave myself a reverse Mohawk. Was not pretty. Luckily DH was borig a gentleman and we didn't DTD for 2 months, so lots of time to sort it out

I've done this years ago I ended up with a pattern like a cooling tower