My pfb is due any day now but everyone keeps asking me when it's due and when they can see it and stuff?!?!? NOOOO - not here yet!!! I am still pregnant and my heart burn is raging!!!1
I'm hiding out at my mum's but the bloody in laws are sticking their noses in, giving me a list of 'acceptable' baby names!!!!??? If I want to call the baby Tina I bloody well will!
My sister is as useless as ever. She's only excited about doing the Christening party. Keeps giving me advice like 'if you want it to look nice, decorate!' And 'get some drinks as people might be thirsty!'
I'm wondering if I can at least get visitors to do chores once the baby comes but apparently that's against 'protocol'!?!??? Ugh!
My husband is kind of a big deal but I didn't expect this kind of attention t tbh. 
AIBU to tell everyone to fuck orf?