there is NO reason in the whole wide world to wear a football jersey in this heat! On a regular day they stink .... they are not cotton, they smell, its traps smells, I can even tell which direction you went down the corridor in work due to your mingy sweaty Man Utd jersey and lack of soap! ugh! should be feckin banned in work environments.
of all fuckin things to wear when its 31 degrees outside!!!