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AIBU?

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To be giggling so much I can hardly type?

17 replies

SolidGoldBrass · 08/07/2013 22:31

So I just nipped into the garden for a fag. Next door neighbours are also in the habit of smoking in the garden and, as it happened, a couple of them came out at about the same time. First of all, one of them let out the most magnificent, reverberating burp. I contemplated saying 'Pardon' loudly and then decided against it. Moments later, one or the other of them farted, again in magnificent surround-sound. I'm standing there with my fag (I ought to add that the fence between our gardens is 6ft high so we couldn't see each other) sniggering away like Muttley. In fact, I laughed so much that I farted.

I am still giggling. AIBU extremely immature?

OP posts:
HappyDoll · 08/07/2013 22:33

Nothing like some good old fashioned windy-pops laughter! YANBU!

MrsPresley · 08/07/2013 22:34

No YANBU, I would be laughing too, and very loudly at that Grin

blackbirdatglanmore · 08/07/2013 22:35

Hahaha I keep thinking I will grow out of finding farts funny; am 33 and it hasn't happened yet Grin

I once inadvertently created pandemonium by farting silently but stinkily on a train. That was funny just not for everyone else

Vinomcstephens · 08/07/2013 22:35

Well your 3rd last sentence made me snort with laughter so if you're extremely immature then I'm joining the club too Grin

LimitedEditionLady · 08/07/2013 22:35

Hahahaha what are the chances of that!

MissMarplesBloomers · 08/07/2013 22:36

Always the way though isn't it...when you try not to laugh it makes it twice as hard to actually stifle the snorts!!

BonaDea · 08/07/2013 22:37

Yanbu and you have made me giggle too (but not so much that I farted!)

Wishfulmakeupping · 08/07/2013 22:38

Made me chuckle and so as not to feel left out I farted just a little ;)

flummoxedlummox · 08/07/2013 22:40

What is it about fences?

ClartyCarol · 08/07/2013 22:40

Grin dh and I usually let some lavish burps and farts loose in the back garden, entirely forgetting that our neighbours are likely to be on the other side of the 6ft hedge probably laughing like Muttley. We're classy us, like Wink.

MumToOneMogwai · 08/07/2013 22:41

oh my jesus I think that was me and DH Blush

SolidGoldBrass · 08/07/2013 22:43

I suppose when you can't see your neighbour because of the fence, you assume you can't be heard either. Mind you, I would rather hear their farts and burps than their fucking jet-washer.

OP posts:
complexnumber · 08/07/2013 22:47

"Nigel! I knew my morse code lessons would be of benefit! I think Number 14 have just invited us over for drinks and a slow roast tumble dryer"

healthyoption77 · 08/07/2013 22:51
Grin
MzPixielated · 08/07/2013 22:52

I live in one of those victorian back to backs and all the gardens are in a long line with 6ft fences in between. we regularly catch conversations/farts/arguments/burps as we all seem to nip out for a fag at the same time. last night we where all out chatting to our respective partners/housemates when an almighty argument kicked off a few gardens down, the entire street went quiet to earwig. a man (who was blind drunk) was arguing with his nabour that had complained about the noise. the stuff he came out with still had me giggling this morning Grin

Peachyjustpeachy · 08/07/2013 22:55

Maybe they thought there
was an echo

wharrgarbl · 08/07/2013 23:35

Hahaha I keep thinking I will grow out of finding farts funny; am 33 and it hasn't happened yet

47 here, still hasn't happened.
Laughed like a drain, especially at complexnumber

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