Why don't I see people I know anymore? Has everyone namechanged?

[Hullygully]

YOU BASTARDS

I never post but always read

I am soooooo bored with MN

Please - someone start a 'could be in classics' thread

Otherwise my hobbies will be reduced to only knitting

I am here, you can stop worrying.

I was thinking it's been a bit quiet around here, peaceful but quiet.

Then old Hulls turns up and starts SHOUTING.

in fact, i'm so bored I'm going to have to have a spliff

I haven't seen SoleSource for a while...

Anyone got any good bird stories? I have two cracking bird stories that might have the makings of a classic thread. providing other people join in with much better bird stories than mine.

After all there was a thread about weasels the other day that made Classics and it was a bit meh to be honest, so clearly we don't have to aim too high these days.

I have no bird stories but I will listen to yours Real I need something to do

I'm currently machine dyeing some towels black for the dog, - that could have some hilarious consequences, should be a laugh..

or not.

"But all the good references to Terry Pratchett are gone, my one attempts at a good, obscure Wodehouse reference got lost in the ether. Am bereft of inspiration."

Marina - that's always the way: It is a sad but indisputable fact that in this imperfect world Genius is too often condemned to walk alone - if the earthier members of the community see it coming and have time to duck...

that's better

now i can read threads about bullying/washing machine cleaning/bad neighbours/ nannies/anything in relationships with a weird and detached interest

Fenton does the dog really need black towels? Some kind of dog fashion statement???

Birds as in, you know, birds or birds as in girls?

I am here but no-one seems to give a fucking curly crap.

Ooh I have just name changed again but no one knows who I am anyway.

Marmalade where yow bin this time bab? Have you seen the ice Cream Cupcakes in Greggs?

or is the dog black?

so the hairs don't show

I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE DYEING TOWELS FOR THE DOG

not chaperoned at the moment

Bin up Cornwall ay I?

I don't actually LIVE in Greggs you know, Sparkling?!

OK, might start a bird thread in a bit, but first you need to hear my latest Revie on Trip Advisor discovery. Here. Enjoy:

The toilet was one of those where you use a spout at the back of the toilet bowl to water yourself after defecating and use the toilet-paper only for drying your buttocks. I had heard of these toilets, much superior conceptually than the normal Western mode, but you have to be very supple to implement the idea; the spurted water doesn't fully do what it is tasked to. Reception staff are particularly helpful.

Silver66 He demands black darhling, black is the new rolled in fox poo, dontchaknow.

Actually it's for his beds, I find towels are the only thing that his fur won't cling to and matt and ruin forever. Plus, he's black so it's good sense.

See I told you this towel dyeing fiasco would be a barrell of laughs.

brilliant - radio 2 news - every british boy born on the same day as the royal baby are going to get a special gift/something/whatever.

so fuck the girls being born then.............

how naice

SPs thinks I live in Poundland Marmalade so you can live in Greggs.

That's 2 holidays you have had at least this year.

Sparkling You are the person keeping poundland open

fenton I thank you for that

so can you tell me why, last night, I had another recurring dream about my teeth falling out......continuously (ie endless spitting out of of an endless supply of teeth)