Why don't I see people I know anymore? Has everyone namechanged?

[Hullygully]

YOU BASTARDS

Hello lovely hully.
I would rather have dead people than live people at the moment

At least they wouldnt keep turning the air con on and off with these sly, PA smiles.

Yes, other people can be so troublesome

Here there is only me to annoy myself

I'm here but I'm not, I'm in Crete on the last day of my holidays . It's noon and I'm about to have a glass of wine. I'm very brown but peeling, I'll have shed my skin like a lizard by the time I get home.

Yassas LBE! You're one of the people I mean, them wot I know and ain't seen. Have a glass for me.

I'm here (24hours later)

I namechange 3 times a day but am so transparently me I get spotted instantly. Don't know why I bother.

I don't know some of the people on the top 10. Clearly not spending enough time on here.

There are little shafts warming my cockles Hilly

I don't like cockles. I find them a bit gritty.

But not titsty's cockles. They are sweetly pretty and slightly warm,.

tifty ffs

lol, lol and thrice lol.

Hello Hully, hello Tufty, hello one and all.

I often find it takes me so long to post that the convo has moved on in leaps and bounds before my drivel arrives on the screen.

Probably like now....

I am always here and ignores DS eating yoghurt with his fists.

I haven't read past the first page but I am troubled that there is deemed to be something wrong with smelling like a Jaffa Cake.

I smell exactly of a Aldi Jaffa Fake Cake. Problem?

Why do people still have pages?

exit you have to be careful about suggesting optimal ways of using MN to people: yesterday I was lumped in with a few others as one of 'MN's self appointed filing clerks' for suggesting ways to get a complaint dealt with, rather than merely whinging about it in AIBU.

Thanks for the heads up. I bloody hate filing .

I used to have pages until I realised I was replying to just the first page and missing 14 pages of stuff and sounding like a twat.

Now I have no pages. Which is a shame as i now have no excuse for sounding like a twat

Exit I have 100 posts to a page. I spend a lot of time nobbing and I CBA to wait for it all to load on the craptop when it's a long thread.

I don't know why I felt the need to justify myself [touchy]

I can't read from bottom to top, that's wrong.

Not pressing F5 is a good excuse for sounding like a twat Tantrums.

you spend a lot of time nobbing?

Is this wise?

It's an excellent use of my time. Most satisfying.

Does it pay well?

That's the main thing

WHERE IS ABS?

Absy has been gone for yonks.