To ask my boyfriend to shave off his moustache...

[Beeyump]

...because it is awful, AWFUL, and I hate it. He looks like a dictator, and that doesn't really turn me on.

However, I'm aware that it's his facial hair and he likes it. It's just so terribly hard to look at, and makes for itchy kissing - I would really like it to disappear. He has had a beard before, and sideburns (!) which were ok, but not this. Am I being unreasonable and superficial?

My boyfriend has quite a luxurious moustache and beard and i love it but he is sikh
Not much of a fan of solitary moustaches though...reminds me of the character Richard from friends!
But i do love stroking a nice beard.

Oh, how I long for his to be 'luxurious' rather than pube-like! Lucky you.

Buy him some moustache wax and tell him you have a thing for men who look like Hercule Poirot. Then do a sexy Raaahhhhh.

To be fair Stalin was beautiful in his day

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shamelesshussie Who knew?!

www.hyperhistory.org/images/assets/stories/stalin.jpg

It's more that.

You know you've been on Mumsnet too long when you click on a picture of Stalin and want to shag him.

I know! I was shocked too, what an amazing head of hair (pity about the all the old genocide though)

Laurie that made me lol! i want to shag Stalin too

I prefer mine to shave his facial hair.
He is free to leave it on of course - provided he does not come into contact with me with it because it leaves a rash from prickling me.

Christmas present - moustache net!

HE HAS SHAVED IT OFF. Oh, joy! And all I had to do was ask

Simple, really. I want to sing. I'd rather shag him than young Stalin now, too.

oh how luffly!

good man. happy for you!

DH had tache once god he looked daft I had to just tell him he looked like a throw back from the 80s and did he want a white suit and loafers he shaved after a few weeks, he has a beard now I quite like it but a tache they dont look great on any man imo