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To think you are all a bunch of c**nts

52 replies

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 21/06/2013 18:37

You are all goady fuckers who are mean and I'm going to tell my mum, so there

You're just so mean

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NorksAreMessy · 21/06/2013 18:56

You can't be my best friend any more.

And the collective noun for cunts is a 'moisture of cunts'

TheCameliousHumph · 21/06/2013 18:59

FTFO AWYGTFOF.

MadBusLady · 21/06/2013 19:00

Oooh hello.

Are we basically just having a load of dry runs for the drunk thread?

crypes · 21/06/2013 19:01

Whose going to say they have worms and dirty tampons up theirs?

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 21/06/2013 19:04
Envy
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Khaleasy · 21/06/2013 19:07

And the collective noun for cunts is a 'moisture of cunts'

If I had just taken a sip of drink I would have spat it out at that. BAHAHAH!!!!

KatieScarlett2833 · 21/06/2013 19:11

I am an out and proud Cunt.

DioneTheDiabolist · 21/06/2013 19:12

I always thought the collective noun was a Shower of cunts. At least that's what my dear old mum says.

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 21/06/2013 19:14

I would google but I'm a bit scared of what it might bring up Shock

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KatieScarlett2833 · 21/06/2013 19:14

And anyway, Stacey said to Ryan, you know, Ryan from Asda, that she heard from Mel that Laura said, you know, Laura with the hair, that Ryan did tell Jane two weeks, no three, no two that you were all nice on here. I'm telling Stacey that ....... Etc

FeegleFion · 21/06/2013 19:15

Who upset you wee miss Gerard fan? Just ignore the horrible vipers. Wine and calm down, dear Wink

Ipp3 · 21/06/2013 19:16

Dione, your mum sounds cool! She probably could take my mum!

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 21/06/2013 19:17

Everyone has upset me, you are all mean and not my friend

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ChairmanWow · 21/06/2013 19:27

Go on then little miss huffy pants. Didn't want you here anyway. You've got fleas and you smell like digestive biscuits, so NER!

theorchardkeeper · 21/06/2013 19:29

Go boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!!!

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 21/06/2013 19:29

might have to use little miss huffy pants for my next name change

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 21/06/2013 19:42

I'll have you know we are ATROCIOUS CUNTS. If you please.

Do get it right dear. Grin

LuisSuarezTeeth · 21/06/2013 19:43

Are you ok OP?

SauvignonBlanche · 21/06/2013 19:43

I'm a cunt and proud!

JerseySpud · 21/06/2013 19:45

I know you are but what am i :P

WafflyVersatile · 21/06/2013 19:47

surely a moisture of cunts is for the nice sort and a shower of cunts is for the nasty kind?

Anyway just hand over your lunch money or else.

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 21/06/2013 19:49

B b b b but I have a packed lunch :( with carrot sticks and hummus

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ToysRLuv · 21/06/2013 19:53

No, I'm a rude sourpuss!

JerseySpud · 21/06/2013 19:57

I'm not a c* i'm a cantankerous old bitch :D

KatieScarlett2833 · 21/06/2013 19:58

(Shoves carrot sticks up Gerard's nose)

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