To think that anyone going off on an exciting far flung foreign parts holiday should be forced to shag Bernie Ecclestone until his eyes pop out

[HoneyDragon]

Or

You could go off and donate some blood before hand instead, as they might not want it for a while afterwards.

Or if you're able to donate and haven't before you could go along anyway and seethe at all the people going on nice expensive holidays.

And if sex with Bernie or blood donation doesn't put the wank in your badger you could always email the nice people at Anthony Nolan and they'll send you a gorgeous tube for you to spit into, and a pre paid envelope to send it back.

G'wan you know you want to

Better to be feeble than to have sex with Bernie

at steak slice and fruit shoot. The first "food" (and I use that term loosely) I could get dd to eat was a bit of Magnum lolly. Just the ice cream mind. I'm not totally irresponsible and she can't suck the chocolate off any way

Dds first food was pizza. Didn't even notice she'd nicked it an was eating it rather than gumming it.

My friend decided that meant she was officially weaned and stole her to let her lick icing off birthday cake

I fainted on a very hot day a long time ago, after the donation. And once, after another donation on a very busy day, I managed to get to Mum's house walking from town just in time to faint.

And once I failed the iron test but only just, so they reckoned it was a temporary blip.

125g/l is quite a high limit for women, but apparently they want to make sure you don't have a problem like fainting afterwards. It was upped from 120g/l a few years ago.

We're really selling this with all the rejection and fainting talk aren't we